guaranfaction [gar-uhn-fak-shun]

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I guaranfaction gar-uhn-fak-shun this here truck will get you there and back again.

by Sue Hunter April 10, 2011

a dick shun

When the size of your penis becomes general knowledge and women avoid you like the plague.

It looks like the Red Sea parting when Dan walks through a group of women...now thats A dick shun.

by neorio July 31, 2016

pulling a shungite

Rec Room slang for spending so much time making or doing something so stupid or unnecessary.

Hey Jim see that guy spinning for no reason?

Yeah. Must be pulling a shungite.

by MelvinTheDiscordMod May 13, 2021

Pulling a Shungite

Rec Room Slang:
Doing something so stupid and or unnecessary for a prolonged amount of time.

“See that guy doing something stupid?”
“Yeah, he’s pulling a shungite.”

by MelvinTheDiscordMod May 13, 2021

Prostate-toot-shuN

When a prostitute fiddles with your prostate until you toot, and then you shun her for the rest of the STD bang sesh.

Big Queefy: Yo Boner, I’m tryna hit hooters tonight, you in?

Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.

Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..

Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.

by Stoney69 July 16, 2022