Shumi

A new joint

"Bro, he dropped two hits of SHUMI, got fucked up and went go-kartin'"

by wfbhehbefwhbhbkewbhkfehbk December 4, 2021

Shumissimo

Shumissimo is an invented word derived from the Albanian word "shume", which means "so much", combined with the Italian suffix "-issimo" to emphasize the meaning

"I love you shumissimo" that means "I love you so much"

by Gardi January 10, 2022

shumps

Shumps is more than a word, shumps is a way of life. the word perfectly fits into any scenario imaginable while remaining somewhat coherent. the receiving party should rely on context clues to come to a conclusion as to what the use of “shumps” is referring to.

oh i’m straight shumpin these modelos
“aye man i just hit 2 plates on bench”
“OH SHUMPS”

by hndrxx June 27, 2022

Shumate

One who has a very small penis, also known as a babies toe.

I would hate to have a penis called Shumate

by Brett shumate June 30, 2022

Shumishamshim

dipping cookies on a pile of mud

Bro, that dude is shumishamshiming

by AHHH a ghost June 2, 2022

SHUMDIES

Male ejaculate mixed with heavily soiled underwear. Shit, cum, undies when effectively combined make the tri-hybrid noun shumdies.

"After busting in a ripe pair of soiled undies I mailed those shumdies to my best friend to check to see our friendship compatibility ".

by DiareahDan August 1, 2022

Shumpsterbate

Shumpsterbate; the combined act of shitting, pissing, and jerking off whilst taking a shower.

Jared: “dude I saw Chad shumpsterbate in the mens shower!”
Carl: “uuughh what the fuck?!”

by Shumper August 4, 2022