ass shrimp

an adjective to describe a person who has passed the value of being an asshole

omfg david ur such a ass shrimp.

by cakeisgood420 September 3, 2016

Shrimp slap

When shrimp slaps face ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When the hibachi grill cook tosses you a shrimp but instead you get shrimp slapped :c

by JustMeTheChick July 10, 2022

shrimp throat

Putting a limp penis in her mouth and let her tongue make it erect through quick jerks like a swimming shrimp

She helps me get it going through a shrimp throat move.

by Ex-Texas December 15, 2014

dan shrimp

artist, entrepreneur, troll and milkshake addict

yo is that dan shrimp oh my god let's go get a picture with him

by sozdatel March 9, 2021

brown shrimp

A large man with a very small

Being 6 foot 5 you would never thought he had brown shrimp in his pants. I hear his old lady is breaking headboards with her new boyfriend

by Bhixton6500 February 16, 2022

Seeing shrimp

Very tired; falling asleep.

Man, I’m seeing shrimp, I gotta go lay down

by GareWolf June 8, 2022

Shrimp knuckles

What happens when you finger a girl who doesn’t have a clean vagina.

I wish I hadn’t finger-blasted that cheap prostitute. Now I gotta bad case of shrimp knuckles.

by dlotssarpedon November 17, 2021