shmoogum

to ejaculate or cum. sperm. verb

i shmoogumed in her mouth and on her breasts

by misa33 June 18, 2008

Shmoogi

A game with two players played in school. The object of the game is to tap your opponent's elbow when they're not looking. Their elbow must be creased at a right or acute angle for it to count. A tab is kept to see who gets the most points in one day. The one with the most taps (points) wins.

Sarah taps Simone's creased elbow while Simone's head is turned
Sarah: Yes! I have a point!
Simone: I always forget to pay attention to my elbow! Shmoogi is so hard! I'll get you back tomorrow!

by sinsarahly May 27, 2009

shmoo

An Iron, like for ironing clothes

"She hit me wit da shmoo. You know, the thing ya shmoo da clothes out wit."

by jaimonn July 3, 2009

Shkoop

The baddest mutha fucka you'll ever play Xbox live with, he kills all in his path and fears nothing.

I played with Shkoop the other day and got my shit rocked so hard i had to go home and pick the shit-balls out of my ass hair!

by LazyScranton May 27, 2010

shmooglie

A shmooglie is a noun. Although it can be tossed around to replace a variety of different words, a 'shmooglie' is most often found in the mammalia kingdom. Most would not like to be called a 'shmooglie,' unless you are a femile-type-critter whose owner loves the woodlands. Shmooglie can be used in a creepy way if said in a creepy 'endearing' sort of voice. After cats, shmooglie can be used to refer to loved ones. It is synonymous with "dear" or "honey," yet it is a little more uncomfortable.

Other renditions: schmooglie, shmoogliemuffin

Bridgit: "Hi shmoogliemoooglieooliemuffinnn"
Cat: "Meow"

Bridgit: "sup, schmooglie" ;)
Jessica: "please don't call me that"

by a bbb April 23, 2011

shmoogalieherf.

(Prop-noun) meaning a strange STD only contracted by fucking a moose

Guy: i heard she got shmoogalieherf.

by tblevins July 31, 2011

Shmoojee

Shmoojee, pronounced (sh-moo-jeeeee)is a term that can replace a variety of words, such as: "sex" "coitus" "fuck" "intercourse" and any other variation of these.

Shmoojee'd - to have had sex with an object, person, or place (if you're that talented)
Shmoojo (non-existent word, don't use it. don't be that guy)

"Hey bro, see that girl over there?"
"Yeah bro"
"Would you shmoojee her?"
"OATH!"
- Shmoojee

"I totally shmoojee'd that fire hydrant the other night man"
- Shmoojee'd

by P-tweekie February 5, 2012