Shmegadum

Implausible, impossible, unlikely

Bro that shot was so “shmegadum” how did he hit that.

by DANKRZ March 21, 2024

SMEGmania

SMEGmania is the action of believing the hype, locking in and loving this game in the sport of running.

I just finished my running session and discovered SMEGmania. I love SMEGmania!

by jsomsihth December 8, 2024

Smegmadonis

A roommate who frequently masturbates in the bathroom you are all sharing.

Person 1: "Don't go in the bathroom for a little bit, Smegmadonis just got done taking a 45 minute "shower""

Person 2: This place is a prison

by FeetFinderConnoisseur January 16, 2024

Smegma Ball

A dung beetle like ball but it is made from the "cheese" of ones uncircumcised. Unnaturally occurring phenomenon, only made through ones curiosity and boredom.

Mert: Hey did you see how big Kuba's smegma ball was?
Cumfadel: Yeah, that shit was like a medicine ball.
Corey: Hey, look at mine!

by mrhds January 19, 2024

Smegmadon

A man with an absurd amount or smegma (dick cheese) which is used to make 3D models of Sharks. It is commonly used as an insult towards the uncircumcised smegma havers.

Person 1: "Damn bro, I have a lot of smegma."
Person 2: "You should become a Smegmadon"

by NotGaryWilko February 18, 2024

Smegma

food

i love how this smegma tastes

by foreskinslapper February 18, 2024

Shmegmoid

The birth-defect addled spawn that is conceived when sperm cells that have been subsisting off of nothing but your mountain dew sweat and the dick cheese within the folds of your foreskin for the past week manage to fertilize a real life woman's egg. Truly symbolic of our species' plummet from god's grace.

Julia dropped out of nursing school after she realized she could pull in six figures from all the shmegmoids simping for her on twitch and onlyfans.

by Papa Marsh July 19, 2024