shaved shniz

a shaved pussy

dude, shaved shniz is awwwwwwesome

by daddy March 13, 2004

Shaved Potato

A sensation experienced while being loved by a man who has the rare misfortune of five o'clock shadow on the majority of his shaft. also known as the kitty prickle when referring to a women.

guy: hey lady why does your muff look like raw hamburger.

lady: i don't want to talk about it...

guy: sorry about that. it must have been my shaved potato.

by octoscorpion January 1, 2011

sawed off spaghetti bender

derogatory term for short ethnic italian male

Joe Pesci is a sawed off spaghetti bender

by John King June 11, 2006

SHAWEENIED

to mess up, or do badly.
Verb: another form of Sweeney
Origin: Atlantic Highlands West Side

As the billiard player scratched on the final shot, the opponent proclaimed "you SHAWEENIED it.

by C. VASTO September 6, 2003

shaded out

(v.) to not come through on a plan or responsibility.

We were going to get royally drunk and go on a shade mission, but Jay totally shaded out on us.

by Russo's Salad Bar October 19, 2005

shaved Brittney

eg. Batshit crazy.

Did you hear about Mary? She just went shaved Brittney when Ron dumped her!

by Waow Rabalder July 18, 2010

Shamed

the act of sharting and cumming at the same time.

oh no bro!.. i just shamed.

by ginger1121 September 5, 2010