Shaint

To faint whilst shitting. Usually after a particularly nasty curry or if suffering from a fever.

Did you hear that Ian shainted at work today.

by pb1979 June 16, 2011

Shaving the house pubes

Mowing your lawn.

I yesterday I saw my grandma shaving the house pubes.
Mexicans are good at shaving house the pubes.

by backentrybananza August 5, 2010

Saving-up

When someone with small balls has been masturbating too much they might run low on spunk. And if they have maybe a date with a woman they fancy they will have to stop masturbating and save up there spunk so they can fill the woman up.

Mr X: I heard you have a date with that sexy lady who works on the desk next to yours. What are you planning to do with her?
Mr Y (small balls): Well i have been 'saving-up' just in case something saucy happens. hahaha

by TenaciousCameron June 23, 2009

Shaking The Bacon

Commonly called "Shakin' The Bacon" Slang term for "Having sex"

"Timo and Katie got caught shaking the bacon"
"What are you doin? Shaking The Bacon?"
"Their Shaking The Bacon"

by Master Jacobs June 29, 2006

shading

When a person is good at moving in shadows or without being noticed.

Oh shit, where he come from? That nigga shading...

by krispychickun May 20, 2015

Shain

noun; my cupcake. A man derived from Chicago and gives the best kisses & hugs in the world. The missing piece to Beautiful's puzzle. Her other half.

Shain, will you marry me?

by Desai aka Beautiful February 5, 2009

Shaving my green beard

Similar in meaning to chinny reckon. Used to express disbelief, always with an exaggerated motion of one hand on the chin, as though shaving/stroking an imaginary beard. It means that whatever the first speaker has said is so fanciful or impossible that another impossible thing must be true.

Person A: My grandfather was King Henry VIII.
Person B: Really? And I'm shaving my green beard.

by Bobbity Bob Bobbert August 22, 2011