Bust session

Masturbating

What are you doing?
Im having a bust session

by Deallikekaik November 19, 2016

Beat Down Session

Typically a call to meeting to facilitate the embrrassment of one or more members of a group.

Hey can you guys pop down to Suite 1? We need to have a beat down session on some of our sales personnel for missing last year's numbers by $4.50

by SethLisp December 3, 2010

Wet face session

When eating a girl out and she ejaculates and her fluids are on the bottom half of your face probably dripping

"Ready for a wet face session tonight...bring a towel too"

by L33roi Henkins May 20, 2018

Garavogue session

When you go to the garavogue nightclub polluted drunk, shift a bird in the toilets, finger her mate on the dance floor and get thrown out by the bouncers for fighting her brother.

Had a garavogue session the other night in Sligo. Ended up woth a black eye, bird's phone number and fishy fingers

by Sligo cat March 6, 2025

whack session

when you beat your meat

Jamir. Finna get a whack session in

by jajajajajajsj February 29, 2016

Tea Session

When Remy invites you back to his house and slowly but surely brings you to climax via a series of erotic massages.

Hey man I wish Remy explained what a tea session was before I went over to his place.

by Ratatouille_pledge69 September 26, 2021

jaw session

A euphemism for a blow job.

Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.

Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’

Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’

Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’

Michael: ‘What’s her name’

Tobias: ‘Michael’

by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022