two-seater

When 2 woman separately sit on a man's face and genitals.

Person 1: I heard Jake had a two-seater last night?
Person 2: I'm jealous. I'm a damn virgin.

by acasianBitrate November 3, 2023

2 Seater

Rollercoaster Ride that has 2 Seats Per Row and Fits 2 People

The Rollercoaster is a 2 Seater and there’s 4 of us. Me and Chad will go on one row together and You and Emily will go on the row behind us.

by defens November 19, 2023

empty seater

An empty seater is a person who seems normal but cannot connect and process information correctly. You may find yourself having to repeat the same thing again and again like with a small child or Alzheimer's patient. The difference is an empty seater is unconnected emotionally. They are devoid spiritually and basically out to lunch.

Wow, I called my mom up after ten years, big mistake! Nothing at all has changed. She's still as immature, spoiled and elitist as ever. She said how she just loved me to pieces, but at the same time did not seem to care that I was left without a GP or plumbing. "What an empty seater!"

by jennmacfar July 4, 2024

Every Sentence Breads Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card

Every Sentence Breads Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card

Every Sentence Breads Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Every Sentence Breedusuyu Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card

Every Sentence Breedusuyu Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card

Every Sentence Breedusuyu Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Dem Senators Killed

2 senators were just killed. They shared my parents names which is spOoOoOoOoky.

Hym "Dem Senators Killed. I wonder if it was one of them weaponized schizophrenia backfiring incidents you here so much about. Who can tell. It's crazy that they shared names with my parents. The Nazi Saluting Tim Walz came out can gave a speech decrying political violence but political violence doesn't affect me. The weaponized schizophrenia and the pressure building in my skull and having to work through that becuase the politicians are allowing the tech retards to use my work without paying affects me. Therefore, make the Democrats admit that Tim Walz did a Nazi Salute. Make them admit everything."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

Two-seater

A two-seater is a type of threesome when two women are sitting on a man’s genitals and face.

Jason: “I heard through the grapevine that Daniel did a two-seater with Mary and Trish last night.”
Caleb: “I’m so jealous dude! I need to do one with Anna and Katy!”

by rosenovarocks January 10, 2026