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Secondhand salad

Vicariously rimming someone by placing your mouth on an inanimate object that their ass has recently touched
When a hot girl came out of the bathroom, I quickly ran in and licked the toliet seat as to toss her secondhand salad.
by Yebot10 June 8, 2017
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Secondary Homies

When you and your homie want to date but not really because y’all ain’t prepared for a heartbreak so y’all become secondary homies.
“ Yo Johnny, so dating Jamie yet?”
“Nah,we secondary homies.”
by Lowkeyllamas June 1, 2018
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Secondhand fame

Getting all of the perks of being famous by being friends with one who is famous without having to do any of the work yourself.
I'm staying friends with karlo so when he's famous for writing his books, I can get that secondhand fame.
by Royalblade123 March 13, 2018
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Secondhand Beef

When you have beef with someone, which then results in you having beef with someone else. (Typically one of their friends.)
Person 1: Damnnn. Emma hates me because I have beef with her boyfriend Jimmy.
Person 2: Sounds like you got some secondhand beef.
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Secondies

Grammatically incorrect form of the term "second year" used by some unfunny firsties who are trying to compensate for their lack of actual humour.
"Secondies is a word"- Aris Karamustafic
by theSecondYear September 26, 2018
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secondhand friend

someone who isn’t really you’re friend but is friends with one of you’re friends, so you talk about them as if you’re friends
Fucking Joel!”
I didn’t know you were friends with Joel”
“I’m not, by Casey is, so I can it lol”
“So you’re secondhand friends?”
“Yep”
by jjedi January 17, 2019
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Secondhand Socialism

The economic system in which a government taxes and regulates businesses heavily, rather than owning the means of production. This allows the government to control and profit from said corporations without the duty of running them.
Bernie Sanders is not a socialist. He would never suggest that the government should own all businesses”
“No, but he certainly believes in Secondhand Socialism the way he talks of Amazon’s taxes”
by The Federal Press May 3, 2019
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