Soviet City of Seattle

The Soviet City of Seattle is the largest city in Washington state. Filled to the brim with Communists, Socialist, Hippies, Addicts and bum camps. Seattle is a "progressive" city with a governing body who believe that all the citizen's monies are really their money. They tax and fee the residents to death and create a business hostile environment.

Seattleites believe that the world revolve around their filthy city and the pseudo-culture. Recently the city bozos passed a sugar tax, because sugar is unhealthy and then provided funding for safe injection sites so drug users could have a place to use their illegal, but extra healthy meth, heroin and other drugs.

Seattle used to be kind of cool, until the chode commies took over and destroyed it.

Bum camps are the #1 tourist attraction in The Soviet City of Seattle.

Most hipsters in The Soviet City of Seattle don't know if they have a penis or a vagina. That's what happens when Tommy has 2 daddies.

by The Dancing Donkey Dick June 12, 2018

Seattle Seahawks

They suck. What else is there to say?

49er fan #1: Did you see the 49ers vs. Seahawks game the other day??
49er fan #2: Yeah I was there and the Seattle Seahawks got their asses kicked, haha!

49er fan #1: Yeah!!! Fuck the Seahawks!
49er fan #2: Now let's destroy the Cowgirls!!

by jay gee January 19, 2023

seattle stare

A defensive tactic for pedestrians in Seattle. Stare straight ahead, do not make eye contact. If someone speaks to you, keep walking.

The homeless man tried to beckon to the bearded hipster, but the hipster had his Seattle stare fixed on some indefinite object about 200 yards in the distance.

by RazorEm December 15, 2017

Seattle Sombrero

When you put your uncircumcised penis over another persons nose.

When he was sleeping, I gave him him a seattle sombrero.

by Lil Bussy September 27, 2022

Seattle surrender

When a driver in the greater Seattle area stops in an inappropriate place, such as a road, intersection, or highway, when traffic is not stopped or the situation does not call for a stop, with zero regard for flow of traffic. It impedes the flow of traffic at best, and causes accidents at worst.

Some idiot did a Seattle surrender in a middle lane on I5 and caused a crash.

by Slaughterdog (2nd definition) December 14, 2023

Seattle Sound Check

How Kurt Cobain met his end

He is either going to get by or he is going to see the big concert in the sky. Right after his Seattle Sound Check.

by Xero Danger February 22, 2025

Seattle Soda

When a woman (preferably a MILF) squirts, then is bottled up and put into the fridge for someone to drink at a later date.

"Hey is this water in your fridge?" "Nah that's a Seattle Soda, from my dinner date last week."

by jussMicah January 1, 2024