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scrambled egg

sexual act wherein the man holds his ejaculate in his his foreskin after orgasm, then begins to urinate and releases it all at once on his partners face.
Last night I gave her a nice scrambled egg.
by instantbreakfast May 1, 2008
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This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs.

This phrase is used to explain mayhem, anarchy, rage, panic, disorder or all hell braking loose, which appears to occur for no apparent reason.

It can also be used by a person addressing someone who has caused them displeasure, usually followed up by some act of revenge or simply said in anger.
When addressing someone who has offended you "This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs.”...the protagonist would threaten, physically attack, follow up with an insult, or taking revenge like keying their foes car

Upon observing a riot, or extreme busyness such as the work place or rush hour. " Sigh This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs

In a fit of anger.

If something large or valuable like a building is destroyed.

When you don’t know what everybody else is panicing about.
by Spencer 1986 January 14, 2009
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scrambled eggs

Performing Oral Sex on a female during her period.
I got scrambled eggs all over my face, what is a boy to do?
by Maul June 2, 2004
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Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

When a man squats over a ladies face, facing her feet, and as she licks his anus he masturbates all over her breasts. Then the man runs the tip of his penis over her breasts evenly spreading the seamen over the breast as if he were decorating a cake.
I had an awesome night; I had a Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs with your sister.
by Mattie Love August 28, 2016
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Scrambled Eggs Drunk

On a Drunk scale of 1-10, It rates a 9. Drunk to the point of Vomiting. see Booting line 2.
Keli: Oh, God! Heather, are you okay?
Heather: I'm scr... BLEAGH! ... Scrambled Eggs drunk.. *hiccup*
by Annubrius October 12, 2008
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the scrambling ferret

the scrambling ferret is when your having doggy style sex with a girl against a wall, then very quickly you take your penis, without missing a beat and put it in her anus. She will immediately freak out and try to scramble up the wall infront of her to escape the pain.
smashed this chick surprise in the ass and she did the scrambling ferret and tried to escape up the wall
by Trennis May 13, 2009
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scrambled eggs

While a female gives oral pleasure to a man, the gentleman pulls his tool from her oral cavity before ejaculating. He then proceeds to place his scrotum in her mouth and alternately slaps her cheeks while performing a celebratory cry similar to an Indian woman.
I gave my 'ol lady some scrambled eggs last night.
by gumby40oz April 12, 2006
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