the scrambling ferret is when your having doggy style sex with a girl against a wall, then very quickly you take your penis, without missing a beat and put it in her anus. She will immediately freak out and try to scramble up the wall infront of her to escape the pain.
smashed this chick surprise in the ass and she did the scrambling ferret and tried to escape up the wall
by Trennis May 13, 2009
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by gumby40oz April 12, 2006
Get the scrambled eggs mug.while having sex with someone you look away like at a wall or some other object and think about something other than sex such as why do we fry chicken
when i was having sex with that girl last night i was doing the scrambler thinking about all the different ways to make eggs
by josh2010 August 6, 2011
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"We scrambled" when matt crashed his car
"We scrambled" when matt crashed his car
by Mattbhere1 July 30, 2010
Get the Scramble mug.someone who is always saying or doing the wrong things, a person who isn't hip to what is going on, a lame. (also referred to as "scram")
by H.u.N.g.r.Y. February 22, 2009
Get the scramz mug.the scrambler is a sexual position, similar to the portugeuse breakfast you shove an egg in your partners vagina and kick it till the egg breaks, then have sex.
girl: give me the scrambler!
(guy shovin eggs up cunt)
girl: oh yeah!
(guy starts cunt punting girl very hard)
girl: ok i think they are broken
(they have sex)
guy pulls out with a bleeding penis
(guy shovin eggs up cunt)
girl: oh yeah!
(guy starts cunt punting girl very hard)
girl: ok i think they are broken
(they have sex)
guy pulls out with a bleeding penis
by John Assdick May 5, 2008
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"John what is wrong with you? You have been walking funny all day."
" it's embarrassing, but after getting with your wife, i got a bad case of the scrabs!"
" it's embarrassing, but after getting with your wife, i got a bad case of the scrabs!"
by that0neni&ht! April 9, 2010
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