Collins Scale

A scale for ranking woman at Collins Dormitory at Indiana University. Since the women of this dormitory are not as visually stunning as most women at the University, the regular hotness ranking scale is obsolete. Thus, one has to use the Collins scale, wherein the standards of ranking are extremely lowered. When one encounters a girl who is a 8 or above on this modified scale, then they are considered Collins cute. When one encounters a girl considered Collins cute, then it is necessary to yell out "CC" really loud. If this girl is a 10 on the scale (which is about a 6 on the true scale), then she is considered MEGA Collins Cute.

"Hey You See that girl, she's like a 9 on the Collins Scale."
"Yeah Dude, Hey CC!"

by BearJew91 December 8, 2009

Wolowitz Scale

A scale for rating the pervy-ness of a nerd. The ratings are as follows, from least to greatest:

1. Sheldon Cooper- has no interest in sex. At all.
2. Leonard Hoffsteader- sweet, kind, slightly awkward, tends to fall head over heels into the friend zone.
3. Raj- very interested in weird sex, but can't talk to women. Literally.
4. Howard Wolowitz- creepy, pervy, has a mating call, will not shut up.

Okay, so there's this guy in my computer class, and he is super great with computers and all, but he totally broke the Wolowitz Scale.

Eeeewww, don't talk to him!

by SharkBaitPotatoe October 8, 2014

Fifteen to One Scale

The theory that for every 15 pounds a man puts on, that he loses 1 inch in penis length, due to the increase in the fat pad on the pubic bone.

Fat? That dude's running a minus on the Fifteen to One scale!

by Squik da Kitty February 20, 2010

The Riddle Scale

A simple way of categorizing how good a "that's what she said" joke is.

A way of rating a "that's what she said" joke on a scale from one through three. Level one being the easiest and three being the hardest. A level one is very easy to make, and doesnt require much thought be put into it. A level two is when someone says something that requires some thought and imagination to make it seem sexual. Level three is just a level two, but in front of a large audience.

I dont know why, i havent changed anything, but it's just getting bigger and bigger lately

Thats a level one on the Riddle Scale if ive ever heard one

by mystriddlery November 3, 2012

Female 1-10 scale

A rating scale in which a female receives up to 3 points for the area from feet to hips, up to 3 points for hips to shoulder, up to 3 points for shoulder to head, and 1 point for your own personal preference.

Cody's mom gets a 9 on the female 1-10 scale, she'd get a 10 if her eyes were closer together

by Omalley71 September 30, 2016

1 to 10 female attractiveness scale

A scale rating female attractiveness. 1 is fugly and a 10 is so hot, that it would take

On a 1 to 10 female attractiveness scale, as a 1 being fugly and a 10 meaning how many Clydesdale horses it would take to pull me off her.

by T_rump_supporter September 3, 2016

Scale of 1 to 10

1) An arbitrary declaration or description of a noun, usually an event or a women, in order to give no further information.

2) A scale by which to describe something that in no way involves numbers in any way.

1)

John: Yo, look at that chick.
Paul: Ehh, she's like a 5 at best.
John: Whatever man, she's at least a 7.

2)
Anthony: So on a Scale of 1 to 10 how was your day?
Jackie: On a scale of 1 to 10, it was pretty awesome.
Anthony: That made absolutely no sense. But I like it.

by riga1tony May 21, 2009