Saturday

The day you are free from school and can do anything you want.

Its Saturday today! No school.

by NoahMortylock March 22, 2022

Saturday Morgans

Feeling brain-dead, stupid or slow. Where any complex thought makes your brain hurt.

Derived from the feelings of slowness one experiences the day after heavy consumption of alcohol, typically on a Friday. The phrase can be used at any time of slowness though, without alcohol being involved.

Sylvestor: Hey dude, you doing any revision today?
Gerald: Nah man, I've got the Saturday Morgans.

by Fauxy-S February 22, 2011

Smelly Saturday

Once a month on Saturday you shit your pants and use it as lube during sex.

Hey babe, tomorrow is Smelly Saturday!! I can't wait.

by BrodyJohnson32! March 14, 2025

Shook on a Saturday

The sexy chorus from BROCKHAMPTON’s TOKYO, frankly I have no clue what the hell it mean but,

What’s got you shook on a Saturday?

What’s got you shook on a Saturday I take my L and I hold my place

by SycamoreGxrl September 24, 2020

Saturday 13th April 2019

On this day every Male must kiss at least one non related female and every female must kiss at least one non related Male and then grab their ass as this day is Britain’s ass grab day .

Today is Saturday 13th April 2019.

by Definition god 788 April 13, 2019

Sad Saturday

Sad saturday is when god decides he doesnt want ppl 2 be happy on saturday so most ppl feel bad on this day. It only effects the ppl that satan hasn't got into yet because they do not have an evil force shield around them.

Person 1: I feel sad :(
Person 2: Probably because it's sad Saturday

by Olixia_xox March 21, 2020

Wet Saturday

When you make your girlfriend cum 100 time by midnight.

Bae you think our anniversary what until we have our first wet Saturday.

by Larrico April 17, 2021