Having a small business saturday is like having a gym saturday. It's your body, it's your business what you do with your body, how you treat it, and so on, but pretending that you are dedicated to something like that because everybody's doing it is pretentious, fair-weather bullshit. Some of us have treated our bodies like amusement parks before, and still don't call ourselves or other things something they're not. Call it what it really is.
Small business Saturday is for people who don't really give a fuck about the business 6 days a week.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
Get the Small business saturdaymug. A Discord server that lasted from 2018-2020
by ProfessionalWiggler March 4, 2021
Get the Saturday Clubmug. If you support a business at all, you support it enough, you don't have to spend money at a small business once a week to prove that you're a good enough citizen to some entity that doesn't really give a fuck about you, the business, or whether you're a good enough citizen (the same entity that created Small Business Saturday).
Small Business Saturday is a way to control people's spending habits, nothing more and nothing less.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
Get the Small Business Saturdaymug. The feeling of a little car sickness mixed with the sun beating through the window making you really warm as you are a passenger a car traveling to a destination that you do not want to go to. This feeling typically presents itself during Saturday errands with your Mom when you are in the backseat of the car and would rather be dead than running errands with your Mom.
by Kay Star January 29, 2009
Get the Saturday Carmug. by MamanWinston March 21, 2022
Get the chicken saturdaymug. A South Korean girl group that consists of 5 members. They are Juyeon, Haneul, Ayeon, Yuki and Minseo. Their former members are Chaewon, Chohee, Sion and Sunha. They debuted on July 2018 with a song called "MMook JJi BBa"
by Tea Is Not Good October 10, 2021
Get the SATURDAYmug. By extension, a teenager of a certain type and with identifiable attitudes and characteristics, who has a part-time weekend job whilst at school or college.
by Chezet September 11, 2016
Get the Saturday girlmug.