Santa claus

A large pedo that likes when little children sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas. He also usually watches little children to monitor their behaviour so he can alter their christmas presents.

Santa claus is coming to town...

He sees you when you're sleeping...
He knows when you're awake...
He knows if you've been bad or good...
He's a stalker for goodness sakes...

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 9, 2016

santa marta

Mexico uses this word to describe marijuana

Got any Santa Marta

by Truth1919 July 27, 2016

Santa Claus

A shit excuse for your parents to eat cookies and drink wine, also it's just your dad smooching your mother not an overweight fat old man cheating on his wife.

Child: is santa claus coming?
Dad and Mum: Oh yeah ;)

by _NotEllis_ January 25, 2018

Santas Jizz

An extremely potent strain of Marijuana. "Santas Jizz" name was given to the strain because of its excessive white THC crystals. This new sativa cross breed between the infamous "pot of gold" and "sour diesel" is considered top of the line weed to the experianced stoner.

Jay: Hey man you got some of that santas jizz?

Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.

Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!

by 420coloradoherbin' November 25, 2011

Santa Claus

Most Known as *Hitler from Christmas* Santa Claus is a big fat dick elder, that sometimes acts kinda pedophile by eating his elf´s ass and pussy.

ELF - Heyooooo!!!! IT IS SANTA CLAUS EAT MY ASS SWOOOOWOOOO OUUWEEEEE.^
Santa - NEIN, GEHT AUF DIR BITCH!!!

by Santa claus pedophile??? nein December 26, 2021

jaden santa

Jaden Santa is so rude and so smelly like no wonder no one likes him lol

Jaden Santa eats ass and everyone hates him I hope he gets hit in the face by a soccer ball.

by swagmoneyemily69 October 25, 2019

Santa Cruz

A fucked up little town full of world class weed and world class surf. A bustling town full of fucking tourists you want to kill. And a bunch of psycho kids smoking weed and being dumb. A truly lovely town

"Yo let's go get some killer pot dude" "let's go to Santa Cruz then"

by Kmart lover 2002 November 4, 2019