Santa letter

A kids way of trying to convince santa that they havn't been spoiled little brats all year.

little boy:i sent a santa letter today dad.

Dad:did you tell him what you did to your sister.

little boy:no i only tell santa the good things.

by the real cheeze December 11, 2009

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santa sanchez

This is a play off the "Dirty Sanchez". In this the man ejaculates specifically on the female's upper lip.
This is closely related to the "Pearl Necklace".

This was first documented on Loveline by Dr Drew Pinsky on September 10th, 2007

"He came on my upper lip, he gave me a santa sanchez"

by santalistener September 23, 2007

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santa's reindeer

A flying furred animal that is fucking magical. Don't question their existence.

Dale: Santa's Reindeer is best shipped with my little pony characters.
Sane person: Dude what the actual fuck

by Pirating chunks of ice December 8, 2016

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jaden santa

Jaden Santa is so rude and so smelly like no wonder no one likes him lol

Jaden Santa eats ass and everyone hates him I hope he gets hit in the face by a soccer ball.

by swagmoneyemily69 October 25, 2019

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Santa Clause

An unfortunate but extremely common misspelling of Santa Claus, a fat man who breaks into people's homes every December 24th, guzzles their milk, devours their cookies, and usually leaves presents under the tree -- though if your children behaved especially shittly earlier in the year, a lump of coal that's been uranated on will be deposited in their Christmas stocking instead of brightly-wrapped presents.

Santa usually enters people's homes via the fireplace chimney; though if the chimney's plugged up, the flue is closed, if a fire is still burning, or if the person lives in an apartment and has no chimney, he'll find some other method of entrance and egress -- such as by jimmying a window.

Santa Clause came down the chimney last night and left a huge pile of coal that smelled like piss! Wonder what the children did to piddle off the fat bastard so much?!?

by Telephony December 25, 2020

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