Texas Switch

To purposely change, alter, or remove and replace and object and feign its originality in order to keep or steal the "real" object.

Well Me and Joe have the same model of wireless phone. I broke my phone last weekend. So Wensday at work I pulled a Texas Switch with Joe and my SIM cards. MY PHONE WORKS NOW!

by Jacklemen Hearse August 17, 2008

Bait N' Switch

N. Deceitful social technique used by nubile young twenty-somethings to introduce potential suitors to their friends.

This technique involves an attractive woman hitting on a man. She is the lure, dangling in front of the prey. When the man is significantly invested in the conversation, the woman introduces her friend with the glandular problems and lazy-eye(s). The attractive woman (the bait) disappears and the switch is complete.

Poor Steve found himself a rocket, but she pulled the ol' bait n' switch on him and now he's stuck over there with that tugboat friend of hers.

by Chandler1984 March 15, 2009

Light-Switch Bitch

A woman who goes from being awesome and friendly to a complete bitch faster than you can blink. In these women, it will seem almost as if a light switch is flipped inside of them and BAM! they will morph into bitchy bitches.

(In the weight room)

Girl coach: How was your night?!
Athlete: Great thanks for asking!
Girl coach: WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING?! GET TO WORK DAMMIT! YOU'RE SQUATS ARE TERRIBLE!
Athlete (to fellow athlete): Coach is such a light-switch bitch.

by Alison Von October 19, 2010

Bang Switch

From: various firearms forums.

The trigger on a firearm, especially when referred to in the context of safety and not firing the firearm at an inopportune moment

"If you don't want to blow a hole in your leg, then there's only one rule you need to remember - keep your booger hooker off the bang switch!"

by Dyskolos June 16, 2012

Bear hunting with a switch

1) Impossible
2) Frightening

"Selling this customer is like bear hunting with a switch!"
"She's so rough-looking I'll bet she goes bear hunting with a switch!"

by Mattake2 March 16, 2008

Bate and Switch

When masturbating in a common room when other people are at home, you have a backup tv channel ready to quickly switch to in the event that someone walks in.

Oh man my roommate almost caught me spankin it last night, but luckily I had a blanket on so i just pulled the old bate and switch and he thought i was just watching sports

by the Bizz24 June 9, 2011

family switch

When the classic switch is performed by two members of the same family.

When Adam and his father Harry were double teaming Debbie and they performed the family switch, Adam noted that she did not have to travel to Paris to visit the Eiffel Tower.

by Mike Payne March 6, 2008