Swedish fish

The action of using a machine that turns the pussy inside out and you open and close the slit to resemble a fish

Holy shit fucking kristina's pussy is so loose I could do a Swedish fish

by Logan boden November 04, 2016

swedish earmuffs

A sexual act that keeps a females ears warm after two men simultaneously ejaculate in and around her ears.

female: "ya, my ears are much warmer"
males: "ya ya shore, much stickier they are too."

or

male1: "hey man, that girl loved our swedish earmuffs !"
male2: "ya, too bad you stuck it in her ear when you came"

by Miguel Honess July 17, 2009

Swedish Showstopper

While receiving a blumpkin, timing it so that man blows his load just as he deuces.

'Shane seems extremely satisfied, how come?'
'Oh that's because some dirty bitch gave him a Swedish Showstopper last night'
'How delightful!!'

by the sodimizer May 24, 2009

Swedish boy

White fucking trash

Dude that guy looks like he’ll treat me like shit ;)

…Yeah man he’s probably a Swedish boy

by Fuck sake May 07, 2019

swedish frosting

a guy puts saran wrap on a chick's ass then puts cocaine on it and the chick farts and the guy sniffs the cocaine

sally: have you ever done swedish frosting?
joe: do i really want to know what that is?
sally: trust me, you'll love it.

by bitchshitcuntfuck August 07, 2008

Swedish Doormat

When a man rubs the cum off his penis on a woman's pubes, before going back to intercourse.

Friend 1: Have you tried some new moves in the bedroom?
Friend 2: Yeah, I gave my girl a Swedish Doormat.

by Jedi Master Joe September 23, 2017

Swedish Tilt

A dance craze started in the icky streets of Harlem, consisting of tilting while in Sweden.

"I'm in Swedin hit the Swedish Tilt"

by GeneralChalupa April 18, 2020