Swedish rowboat

When two men are handcuffed together and both use their handcuffed hand to masturbate themselves at the same time.

Jakub and Kulin were forced to be handcuffed together; the Swedish Rowboat was all their idea.

by The Kentucky Tavern December 7, 2019

Swedish Showstopper

While receiving a blumpkin, timing it so that man blows his load just as he deuces.

'Shane seems extremely satisfied, how come?'
'Oh that's because some dirty bitch gave him a Swedish Showstopper last night'
'How delightful!!'

by the sodimizer May 23, 2009

swedish earmuffs

A sexual act that keeps a females ears warm after two men simultaneously ejaculate in and around her ears.

female: "ya, my ears are much warmer"
males: "ya ya shore, much stickier they are too."

or

male1: "hey man, that girl loved our swedish earmuffs !"
male2: "ya, too bad you stuck it in her ear when you came"

by Miguel Honess July 17, 2009

swedish frosting

a guy puts saran wrap on a chick's ass then puts cocaine on it and the chick farts and the guy sniffs the cocaine

sally: have you ever done swedish frosting?
joe: do i really want to know what that is?
sally: trust me, you'll love it.

by bitchshitcuntfuck October 3, 2008

Swedish boy

White fucking trash

Dude that guy looks like he’ll treat me like shit ;)

…Yeah man he’s probably a Swedish boy

by Fuck sake May 7, 2019

Swedish meatballs

Making meatballs then jizzing on them and giving it to your family

“Wow dad these Swedish meatballs are great”

by I<3swedish meatballs May 4, 2023

Swedish Racehorse

To stick one's finger in somebody's painting

Your masseur broke two of my sacre bleu while giving me a swedish racehorse

by MadLIbby October 11, 2009