swamp twat

the girl that you work with that has fucked everybody and their mother, twice.

hey billy, don't fool around with that girl, she has a swamp twat, I should know

by not you June 29, 2006

Swampscott

A pretty shitty town north of Boston and south of Greenland. Located in Massachusetts, its where high schoolers complain about having nothing to do. On weekends, teenagers will either get stoned, drunk, or bitch about not being able to get stoned or drunk. Swampscott incorporates the preps of Marblehead with the gangbangers of Lynn, making one of the largest preppiest towns who wish they were black, and that's not saying much, seeing as the town is about three square miles long. Not a bad music scene, actually, as many decent bands form here, and band shows are always fun. Opinions on the school system vary, the education is good, as most kids go off to college, but the administration are a bunch of fucking idiots who don't know a good idea from a horses' left testicle. There is no crime here whatsoever, because of this, the police spend most of their time watching 'Fred' videos on Youtube and pissing off French nationalists. Overall, it's a not a good place to be. But you could be stuck somewhere worse.

Here's an impression of someone who just found out that they're gonna be stuck in Swampscott their entire life.

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by marbleheadblowstoo May 24, 2011

Swaminarayan

The Swaminarayan Sampraday is a Bhakti Sampraday founded by Lord Swaminarayan on 31 December 1801 CE. It belongs to the Vaishnav tradition and represents the purest form of the Hindu religion. It focuses its faith on salvation through total devotion - bhakti - to the Supreme God developed through dharma, jnan and vairagya
(righteousness, knowledge and detachment). For more info try: www.mandir.org or www.swaminarayan.org

Jayesh is a Swaminarayan
Swaminarayans will attain salvation in Akshardham
Bapa is the only true Guru present in the world.

by Jayesh Patel December 13, 2004

Swamp Ass

A condition in which your buttocks and other nearby regions get overly moist often causing discomfort resembling the feeling of not wiping your ass. This happens typically when working in intense heat, during masturbation, refusing to wipe, and some other isolated situations. Also, this condition leads to a not so pleasant stench often leaving you extremely self-conscious if the situation cannot be remedied immediately.

Bryce-"Why were you walkin' all funny today when you came into work?"

Slade-"I'd been outside waiting on the bus and got swamp ass."

Bryce-"Word?"

Slade-"Word. I had to go to the bathroom and handle it quick before that fine ass new girl saw me or else she'd think I'm dirty."

by TheTruth778800 July 9, 2010

Delta Swamp Donkey

Delta Swamp Donkey is the name for the national business fraternity (club in reality) Delta Sigma Pi, due to the fact that this fraternity accepts women, many of whom are hideous swamp donkeys.

Dude I don't wanna go to that house man, it's gonna be a fucking Delta Swamp Donkey party. I just bought these shoes and I don't want some donkey to drip its swamp juice on them and fuck them up.

Dude don't bring your Delta Swamp Donkey friends over here there's enough ugly bitches already, I don't want the donkeys to unite and start a stampede.

by grundlefishrage September 14, 2009

Drain the Swamp

The take a shit and piss at the same time

“Damn I just drained the swamp now I feel 5 pounds lighter”

Drain the Swamp- To completely drain your bowels and bladder

by getreckm8 November 3, 2019

SWAMP ASS

WHEN ONE'S ASS SWEATS UNCONTROLLABLY AND THAT SWEAT BEGINS TO SOAK THROUGH THEIR UNDERWEAR AND PANTS.

I HAD TO WAIT IN THE DRIVE THRU WITH NO A/C AND HAD THE WORST CASE OF SWAMP ASS EVER.

by BIGSKINNY August 5, 2008