poop stuck

Poop stuck is a feeling post pooping , it can create a sense of paralysis. As one starts to walk the victim feels like the sphincter is locked and it can stop you in your tracks. As the sphincter cools it unlocks and the person is able to freely move.

" I'm not sure what I ate last night, but I was absolutely poop stuck this morning"

by Ivan barrister June 1, 2023

My dick is stuck in the drawer

When your dick is stuck in the drawer, you'll most likely say: "My dick is stuck in the drawer"

Me: Hello
Friend: ok
Me: Help
Friend: ok why ok
Me: My dick is stuck in the drawer
Friend: ok

by FRICKxxxHECK April 3, 2018

I want to get stuck up your butthole

This means you like someone. Duh.

Oh Lisa, you are so fucking fine. I want to get stuck up your butthole.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 9, 2020

strunk

getting drunk and stoned at the same time.
i.e., drinking alcohol and doping together.

hey dude, i got strunk last night.

by zzzan November 22, 2009

Shruck

A bald korean man who claims he is super hot but actually looks like a shrimp combined with a duck.

David, you are such a shruck!

by A:FLKSDJF:ELIFJS:LDF July 27, 2011

stuck up

Someone who feels they are better than most
When englishmen would stick their noses up in the air and snort snuff it would mean stuck up

That englishman is stuck up

by Luigi the Pimp January 6, 2006

strock

(adjective, noun). A straight man with overwhelmingly gay tendencies and characteristics, but who still (apparently) prefers sleeping with women. Similar to metrosexual, but gay characteristics are not limited to dress and hygiene (for example, strocks are often overtly effeminate in speech, interests, and attitude) thereby including dirty hipsters and the like. Often stylish, outgoing, and unique, they pull girls with little trouble.

Etymology: derived from the English "straight" and the English "cock," together signifying that the man is straight-- but only in their cock. Gay everywhere else.

Related words: strocky, strockiest

Boy: "I'm a film studies major who enjoys a wearing bowties, walking gingerly, and making kissy faces at the camera, duh! This is my girlfriend, Monica."
Girl 1: "How the fuck is that guy not gay?"
Girl 2: "He's not gay. I've hooked up with him, it was hot. He's just really strock."

by s & L May 2, 2007