stroke the toad

The unapologetic expression made when teabagging.

Man 1 - please, no!

Man 2 - stroke the toad bitch!

by Canned snail May 28, 2016

stroke the dragon

Masterbate extremely hard until it rips the skin

Man I stroked the dragon so hard last night and I hurts bad. Stroke the dragon

by Jaxsmaxass February 8, 2017

stroke tid

You have a stroke and your tid shakes

1. Man my fuckin stroke tids are shaking like crazy

2. When my nan had a stroke she totally had stroke tids

by tids4life August 24, 2017

stonkie donkies

STONKIE DONKIES are fat joints rolled with extreme care and pression

Damn bro my boy carter just rolled two loud STONKIE DONKIES

by Nota urban legend November 18, 2017

strink

(strINGk)
Noun: A strong-ass drink

My husband poured me a strink, now I'm feeling tipsy.

by Walter Fremulon May 28, 2018

strink

Where an item the size of a string shrinks

Look at my balls their strinking due to these tight jeans.

by Anus Beads June 10, 2018

Stroke N Poke

When you fuck someone and are able to reach into their vagina and stroke your penis while fucking the chick for further pleasure

Jack did a classic stroke n poke to Ellie the other night and Ellie moaned saying DADDY all night long until they cummed on each other. Ellie wanted to fuck Jack again the next day and stroke his penis until he cummed.

by DickGirl January 13, 2020