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Stoneez

Dubbed the Swiss army knife for smoking the reefer. A lighter with approximately ten feet of bee line hemp wick and a bitchin' bamboo poker that's retractable for stirring dat ash and also packing those joints tight like a tiger. Sold in smoke stores all over California, but originated in the smokers paradise: Santa Barbara. The first hemp wick lighters to storm the US of A.
"hey bromeo, pass the stoneez; im trying to light my bowl"
by stoneez pleaze November 8, 2012
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Kill two birds with one stone

To accomplish two tasks with only one effort.
To use only one action to complete two tasks.

The only true way to kill two birds with one stone literally is to have the following involved:
1)"Kill" two flightless birds with one very big stone. 2) Use one stone but recover it after each shot until two birds are "killed". 3)Wait until two birds are in close proximity and fire the stone from a bazooka. 4)Meteorite collision with Earth.
I have to go to Olvia's house, and you have to see your friend who is with her, let's kill two birds with one stone by both of us going

We can kill two birds with one stone if we go to walmart and get what you need as i get what i need.
by ddddunit December 28, 2005
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stone face

When a group of guys sit around a table with a tablecloth so they can't see underneath. Some skank proceeds to blow one of the guys and the guys all have to guess who is getting blown by the look on their face.
"dude after we played poker we got this skank to play stone face and it was awesome
by William B July 10, 2006
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Queens of the Stone Age

1-Royalty and/or Supreme Ruler of the Rock n' Roll Era.

2-A collective group of beautiful individuals who produce unique melodys, tones and vocals that feeds the soul and cures the musical frustration of any intelligent human. Causing great delight and intense Bliss to it's listeners.
"ohh my god! this music is like Chocolate for the ears!"

" I want to Rub Queens Of The Stone Age all over my body"

"My life is now complete now that Queens Of The Stone Age are in my life"
by davi saills August 29, 2005
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Stoned

When one is killed as a form of capital punishment where a group throws stones at a person until death ensues.
Man 1: Yo I got so high last night and fucked this bitch last night...
Man 2: What! Adultery!?! Stone him!
(Crowd proceeds to pick up rocks and throw them at Man 1 until Man 1 is completely stoned to death.)
by Abraham101 March 20, 2013
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One Stone Tea Bagger

Someone who rests their one testicle on another person's face, while they are asleep/passed out.
Eric was a notorious Tea Bagger, but when fate interviened, Eric was left with One Stone......eventually making him the one and only One Stone Tea Bagger
by thesnake3h February 22, 2009
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stone cold stunner

You kick someone in the gut, then you turn around, sit down, and slam someone's face onto your shoulder. Used by Stone Cold Steve Austin.
by ChoujinkiMetalder March 31, 2005
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