Bonobo Stoked

When you're so excited to go out with a chick that you just know you're gonna bang that you're like a Bonobo ape: Just walking around with an erection just waiting to go crazy on her.

Alexander: I'm going out with Serena tonight.
Edward: Dude, you're so gonna nail her. How stoked are you?
Alexander: BONOBO STOKED

by simiangang January 16, 2010

urba-stoned

The state of being so stoned you are adding words to the urban dictionary.

I was so urba-stoned last night, I think I created a new language.

by she-nonymous February 14, 2012

got stoned with two birds

The animal-friendly alternative to "killing two birds with one stone." ...who does that?

Instead of just waiting around for an hour, I got stoned with two birds and finished my biology homework.

by magnoliak January 31, 2014

grocery stored

The act of politely ignoring someone in public, as if you were in a grocery store and quickly move to the next aisle..essentially ignoring them, or preventing yourself from being seen.

I saw Gina in Walmart the other day, and to avoid an awkward conversation i quickly grocery stored her and went down another aisle.

by Shorty and the basic bitch October 17, 2017

Rosetta Stoned

When your friend gets so high he/she passes out that you write hieroglyphs on their face.

Tyler got so high he passed out and we Rosetta stoned him.

Or

Mike got Rosetta stoned last night!

by Neon bananas March 21, 2019

hot stoned

When someone is throwing up so hard, they poop a little rabbit turd and they pick it up and throw It at you.

My bestie was refusing to hold my hair back so I hot stoned her ass.

by Steffoni April 22, 2020

stoned

A state of mind, achieved by taking drugs to the point that you are impaired by them. As appose to the euphoric feeling you get, the high.

It often refers to marijuana intoxication, however could also be used to describe any intoxicated state. (eg. while on mushrooms, alcohol etc ... ). Other drugs have don't have a stoning affect (or one at used dosages) such as MDMA, which can be very clear headed.

Caution it is still not recommended you drive while under the influence of any drugs, stoned or not.

This is gooooood weeeeed..... Im very stoned.......

Mushrooms got me so stoned, I couldn't roll a joint.

"And the waitress is practising politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned"
-Billy Joel, Piano Man lyrics

by Cool P June 6, 2005