Sharted

When you share a bullshit tweet

Wait.

Hold on.

Someone PAID for this?

And you sharted it?

by diplomatician October 3, 2022

Starter Fries

The first order of fries you eat because you’re craving French fries which comes before you get to eat the seriously good French fries that were not yet available to order.

The starter fries we ate took the edge off, but didn’t stop us from ordering more at a better restaurant.

by EvieGolightly December 17, 2022

Sharted

Irish sensibility shared in the sour of the moment as a person blurts a valuable or coincidental comment out into the pants of the current conversation..

"Did you ever hear of the title of a book titled "the magic pawn" ever published in China?" Brian sharted with a gasp..

by 12speed December 20, 2022

Statted

The work describing a dinosaur in ARK Survival Evolved with above average health, stamina, and weight points.

This rex is statted like crazy!!

by Tkob January 19, 2023

Snarted

Sneeze & fart at the same time. Past tense.

Today, I snarted at work in front of a customer.

by Hillbilly Holler March 6, 2023

Starved

The opposite of eat: to do something terribly.

Girl 1: she ate on that track
Girl 2: girl u serious? She starved all over that beat!

by splat1234 June 13, 2023

Startender

A startender is a bartender that is always on point, they have the knowledge and skill set needed to make an array of fantastic cocktails. They are both friendly and fast-paced with their service. Nothing fazes a startender, no amount of volume or pressure can make a startender crack. Providing the best service and best drinks is all this bartender has on their mind. They are well liked by everyone and make good money thanks to the effort they put in behind the bar.

“The startenders at Sherwood’s in Jacksonville, Florida are the best!”
“The drinks are really flowing thanks to this startender!”

by sherwoods August 2, 2023