Whispering Squirrel

A little furry bastard that whispers to people.

Did you see what whispering squirrel sent?

by i am the squirrel January 24, 2012

electrocuted squirrel

one of patty's life lessons and analogies on how a person can die.

If you don't be careful, you may end up like the electrocuted squirrel.

by okthisisstupid August 28, 2009

Neck Squirrel

That pattern of hair that crawls from the back of your head down your neck, across the previously cut border, in an attempt to hide underneath the neck of your shirt.

Man, you gotta help me. It's not time for a haircut, so, if I supply the trimmers, will you cut off this relentless neck squirrel!

by 6-Pack Jack July 23, 2011

bed squirrel

A female who is both hot and skittish- especially skittish in the sack.

I had to chase that bed squirrel all night long in order to lay the pipe.

Dayam, look at that bed squirrel. I bet she could crack a nut with her mouth!

by dirky digglor December 19, 2010

Dirty squirreled

Getting interrupted by someone with tales of "The Industry" and other X-rated past ventures.

I think you just dirty squirreled my question.

by Rex Bippy January 12, 2011

somerville squirrel

A large rat commonly seen crossing Broadway.

I was driving up to Winter Hill, when all of sudden, a Somerville squirrel came running out of Foss Park, jumped on the hood of my car and took a steamer.

by Reno Biggs April 22, 2011

squirrel pile

Small pile of laundry or junk. Usually left with the intent of being cleared up later, but normally isn't.

"My husband keeps leaving squirrel piles around the house."

by VengeanceVali May 1, 2009