Spleeniac

A person who is addicted to spleens

Quivering wreck: I...a-a-ate..th-th-three.sp-sp-sp-spleens..y-yesterday.
Deathmonkey: Shut up you worthless spleeniac

by LORD DEATHMONKEY November 6, 2003

Spleenify

To totally and ultimately pwn.

I shall spleenify you!

by Gugolpl0x February 8, 2007

spleecher

Somebody who tells everything about themselves and exactly how they feel about other people when they get really drunk. They act nice to everybody and put up a front but when they get drunk their true personality comes out and you learn how they really feel about people.

A spleecher would say when drunk, " You know I really don't have any friends." or "I've always thought you were the coolest person I've ever met." or "I've always thought you were arrogant."

by Spupaman February 25, 2010

sleen coon

a creature of some sort who has fish hands, a deformed toe, and is tall as oxen.. he likes to snowboard and sleep.

the sleen coon is out like a light once again

by wacko zacko October 13, 2011

splenda daddy

A man who gives a lady money but gets no sugar.

My splenda daddy dropping off money still aint getting none.

by c<3l July 23, 2017

Shpleen

Shpleen is the word used by stupid idiots that cannot say spleen.

Guy 1: I think I'm having pain in my shpleen
Guy 2: What do you mean by shpleen, do you mean your spleen?

by Overrated cell phone June 1, 2021

Cock Spleedle

A dick that has been split into Multiple Pieces

Dude i heard Jaimze had a Cock Spleedle

by shrimpjuice July 16, 2011