Dirty Sperm

Its when you blow a load in a chick's ass and it drips down into the vagina, getting the chick pregnant.

That kid was from a Dirty Sperm!

by TwigAndBerris August 29, 2018

sperm monkey

A person, generally male, who circulates having frequent intercourse with varying partners.

I can count on a good fuck with John, my sperm monkey

by 1aputa September 14, 2017

Sperm Dumpster

A woman that is very easy to sleep with. A woman that has sex with anything that has a penis and a heart beat. Also see slut.

I needed some punani so I nailed that sperm dumpster Jessica.

by Kev23 September 20, 2005

sperm cup

Visable on women who ware tight fitting tops, that have a gut. The indentation of there belly button.

Look at the sperm cup on that heffer!

by CARM68 July 24, 2006

sperm donor

The top or pitcher in the act of fellatio.

Willie almost managed to swallow the whole load of choad, but the sperm donor made such a large deposit to the Linda Lovelace fund, that some dribbled down his chin.

by Niemand of Chaos May 13, 2005

sperm mudd

Sperm mudd, (n):
1)A tasty concoction of sperm and shit devoured by a third party in a threesome.
2)A Japanise delicacy derived from Logging.

1)Jenny ate the sperm mudd off my girlfriends ass.
2)I saw this Japanise porno and this chick ate the sperm mudd out of the other girls ass!

by NickName4U May 22, 2006

sperm poisioning

When a perfectly intelligent woman has sex with a totally inappropriate guy or a total jerk. His sperm has totally screwed up her mind so she cannot think straight. The only thing that can cure sperm poisioning is to stop having sex with the dude.

Alice: What the fuck does Cinderella see in that asshole.
Tinkerbell: IDK, After talking with her yesterday, I think she has sperm poisioning.
Alice: Shit, we lost her until she dumps his sorry ass.

by manlysmom July 8, 2011