leet speak 

something for sad fucks who want to swear in chatrooms or just annoy you.

( ) /\/\ 6 ( ) /\/\ 6
ooownedd
hahahaaa
ppwnned pwwneddedppwnwnnn
what the fuck am i saying?
im a sad fuck!

leet speak by rathsangatas drink November 30, 2004

Cunt speak 

basically when sum1s talking bs or sayin sum dumbass stuff ;; bein fake, etc.

yesterday michelle told me u fucked her bf

pshh..the only thing that ever comes outta that chicks mouth is cunt speak

Cunt speak by NO-BITCH-ASS-NESS December 29, 2008

Chat-Speak 

Chat speak is largely used on the internet, in text messages, in notes passed in class, and sometimes in spoken speech. In its most basic essence, chat speak is a thorough mutilation of the English language, created by teenagers who refuse to learn said language.

Beware of chat speak users. If a person is too lazy to learn the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma." and "lets eat grandma" they are probably too lazy to understand that it is wrong to actually eat one's grandmother.

Two examples of chat-speak are:

why cant we just all start singing the world would be so much funnier if people just started singing

VS.

Why can't we all just start singing? The world would be so much more entertaining if people just started singing.

& (used above)

lets eat grandma

VS.

Let's eat, Grandma.

Chat-Speak by Misty Robinson November 11, 2010

so to speak 

Follows a statement or phrase, usually to insinuate or indicate sexual innuendo.

Brian likes to do it both ways...so to speak.

Gregory packed a hot lunch today...so to speak.

Alan likes a little duck butter on his kielbasa...so to speak.

so to speak by M. Mitchell February 4, 2004

baby speak

Used mostly by cooing peers (anyone older than the person in question)

Also

Used by mature people to talk to other mature people (*cough* mature, yeh right *cough*) but talking like young children

1. "Hello, widdle widdle baby!" "Ooo! You so cute! Yes you are! Yes you are"

2. "Yeah! So nnnnn" "No no no waaa" etc etc

baby speak by Edmund Townend May 14, 2005

1337 speak 

1337 speak origins from leet which origins from elite. Leet was just short for elite at that time. People consider being "l33t" is an internet way of being "cool". Like the first example below.

The origin of leet speak is as follows:

leet comes from:
Elite » leet » 1337

Words like "plz" come from:
Please » pleas » ples » pls » plz

Well I got to go » Got to go » gotta
go » got 2 go » gtg » g2g

What's up? » Wasup? » Sup?

I'm laughing out loud! » I'm loling! » lol

I'll be right back » I'll b right back » I'll b rite bac » brb

I own you, I win » You are owned. » (Historic typo word) You got pwned » Total pwnage » Pwned.

So on and so forth. Some of these "leet" internet words come from slang talk just like the example "wasup?". Most people also like to change letter around like "newbie » n00b" same with using numbers instead of letters. Which makes l33t. Some of them also come from the pronounciation of words. Like below:

Are » R
You » U
Cause » cuz

And so on. What makes leet speak so unique is how it has evolved over the years and how it is used in games.

"R U l33t enuff?"

Online game example: "Lets c whu cn m@ke teh most complic@ted l33t spek ev@rr!"

Lets see who can make the most complicated leet speak ever!

"ill brb i g2 put da dawg out 4 a min"
I'll be right back. I have to put the dog out for a minute.

"du u kno wen tha sho strts?"
Do you know when the show starts?

1337 speak by -Maynard- September 4, 2005

aol speak

A typing language similar to hacker speak where you replace normal letters with their innacurate and altogether fucked up counter parts. Often used in conjunction with Caps Speak, where every second letter is capitalized (example LoL tAhT iS SoOoOoO kYuElL). Unendingly irritating and pointless since you can type out what you're trying to say with regular uncapitalized letters faster and with greater understanding of their meaning.

A typical MSN conversation:
"?Ó?§ §çhÖø£¿"
"Dude, don't use AOL speak..."

aol speak by realmcmeal January 16, 2004