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First date left cheek sneak

When you're on a first date and trying to present your best self, but the pizza you just ate isn't sitting well with you and you need to let out the beast within. So you subtly lean to the right and silently let out your discomfort, only to immediately sit on it to avoid detection.
"Dude, my date with Tracy didn't go so well last night. She just got up mid-meal and left."

"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"
by stinky-poop-fart August 5, 2022
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adj. Describing a thing or event that is very cool.
"That would be so sneaking out of the hospital if you did that!"
or
"That party was sneaking out of the hospital!"
by Inah October 10, 2005
mugGet the Sneaking out of the hospitalmug.

sneak attaxes'

Hidden taxes and loopholes in the tax code that give some taxes the ability to hit you with a ninja like quickness.
person 1 "Damn, gas prices went up 75 cents today."

person 2 "yeah we got sneak attaxed cause the Asst. VP to the CEO of nozzles at BP, who also happens to be Chairman of Republicans who love Jesus won big at the Track yesterday."

person 3 "I was sittin next to him at the track yesterday, he was with 3 trannies and was real excited about going back to the barn and showing them his horse."

person 4 "why did that make gas prices go up?"

person 5 "cause he didn't want to pay the taxes on his winnings so they wrote a loophole in for him on the spot, snuck it into the tax code as a provision in a weapons bill that passed unanimously so the government could get their money, plus interest and give BP a bonus as well"

person 6 "on the plus side 3 trannies and a horse fucked a Republican last night."

person 7 "stupid sneak attaxes'...."
by pseudonymouslyarriffic October 16, 2011
mugGet the sneak attaxes'mug.
the most Minnesotan thing one could ever say.
often accompanied by a thick Minnesota accent
person 1: *blocking door*
person 2 (needing to get to the hotdish): “ope lemme just sneak right past ya here”
by traps n gaps January 20, 2021
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Farrel sneak

farrel sneak is a type of incognito movement from one place to another
one may be become invisble to the eye while 'farrel sneaking'
i farrel sneaked upstairs. i farrel sneaked into her dms. i farrel sneaked past my mum when i was grounded
by lord Rys January 26, 2019
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Blue sneaks

Fat ass guy with a nice, saggylicious ballsack dropping to the floor. Also, a coach of the CHS football team.
"I love going to Strixe with Blue sneaks!"
by BlueSneaksCHS September 15, 2022
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Sneak and go get

A sexual version of hide and go seek. The woman or male goes to hide. While the other party searches for the other. Once they find the person hiding they have sex afterwards.
Aye it’s 6 ladys and 6 guys.... we could play sneak and go get.
by Bhy1 March 12, 2021
mugGet the Sneak and go getmug.

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