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Bar Sloth

A bar sloth is a female who hangs on the men who want no part of it. Really a creature of opportunity!
“That creature, Noel was being a complete bar sloth last night.”
by TheBigSnake June 4, 2022
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social sloth

A social sloth is a person or thing who ignores, or seemingly does not recognize obvious cues given by another participant in a social interaction due to being a bit shy, or concerned about speaking out of turn; one who avoids conversation entirely.
Boy: "What are your plans for this weekend"?
Girl: "I have no plans!"
Boy: "I'm going to a friend's going away party at Yards and that's it."
Girl: "That's so fun! Yeah I'll probably be doing nothing."
12 HOURS LATER
Boy: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Girl: "OH nothing! No plans at all. Just laundry."
Boy: ~social sloth in silence~
by skatetheramp February 6, 2024
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Charlotte sloth

A very slow creature with long greasy hair but a good figure
"Why is she walking so slow?"
"She must be a charlotte sloth"
by Slothyslothgirl April 16, 2025
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rectum slurping sloth rapist

A person who has the intelligence level of a fucktarded idiot who goes around slurping rectums and raping sloths (not necessarily in that order.) and who also finds pleasure out of feces and hideous women.
Sid, you are as retarded as Rectum Slurping Sloth Rapist.
by BendJehovah April 18, 2014
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Human Sized Sloth

A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!
by pesuedonando December 9, 2015
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costa rican sloth whistle

A sexual act performed between two homosexuals, in which one man is lying on his back on the ground and moaning, concurrent to a hairy man performing oral sex on him while laying on his stomach in a hammock, slightly above the other man.
I always wondered why my husband had such a strange sun tan, until I caught him performing a Costa Rican sloth whistle
by The herpes transporter January 18, 2018
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