The unfortunate state of arousal in male ice skaters/dancers from either A) vigorously fondling himself or B) grinding erotically with an ungodly flexible partner.
1) Did you see the way Brian Boitano was rubbing himself during his ice dance last night? He HAD to get skater wood.
2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.
2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.
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Get the skater mug.A collection of negative traits and behaviors most often associated with skateboarders expressed, as a disregard for everything but skateboarding, including family, work, significant others, and daily hygiene.
I respect the actual skateboarding so that’s not the thing but, skaterism is a deal breaker for me.
Mike calls in to work almost everyday because his skaterism prevents him from following through on anything.
Mike calls in to work almost everyday because his skaterism prevents him from following through on anything.
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