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Speed Skater

A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.
Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.
by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022
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Skater

Mike V is a skater but only a pro
by SkaterMan4Ever April 24, 2024
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Tony Hawk Pro Skater

The proper exclamation to scream as you take a Tech Deck board and hit a gnarly ollie in between somebody's ass cheeks.
Girl: "Will you just fuck me already?"

Guy: "TONY HAWK PRO SKATER"
by Platypussies December 28, 2019
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Skater boy

If you are a skater boy talk to my manager
-look a skater boy
-yea he is hot just because he has a skateboard
by Givemeyoursnapalready June 21, 2020
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“Skater” who cant kickflip

The lowest of the low. Absolute scumbags who have no life and should probably kill themselves. If your a “Skater” who can’t kickflip you probably hate yourself and it’s fully justified
Look it’s a “skater” who cant kickflip I bet his parents are dissapointed in him
by Bigdickrick97372782 October 18, 2021
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skater weasel

A skater weasel is a teenage male who’s thin, wears tight athletic pants, skater sneaks, various hairstyles (sometimes dyed an unusual color) carries a skateboard or drives a small Japanese car often with loud muffler, works at a fast-food restaurant, does landscaping, a convenience store, etc. often still in high school. Often seen in groups of 2-3 similar guys.
There’s that skater weasel Jonah carrying the skateboard he ‘borrowed’ from my friend at school.
by NavyTown September 13, 2020
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nas skater

everyones fav local nonce monster, has produced some backshot porn with our favorite raging racist homophobic country singer ang3l.raych.
yo bro have u heard the news?
no what is it?
johnny sins is pulling a nas skater!
yo bro no way!!
by source: trust me bro :) June 27, 2021
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