wank shank

When you shank someone with your wank or they shank you with your wank. Or the other person grabs a sharp object and shanks you in the wank or you do that with an object to the other person.
Stop being such a Wank Shank!

Stop Wank Shanking me!
by Doun Sin Drum Jey March 11, 2017
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gopher-shank

A long pole-like instrument used for stabbing, usually crudely formed.
The inmate made a gopher-shank to attempt to stab the guards.
by Ricochet0311 January 27, 2009
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soccer shank

Kicking the ball way over the goal. A soccer term only. Ex. one would say, "That was an air ball!" in basketball. However, in soccer one would say "He shanked that ball!"
He really soccer shanked that ball!
by the smart asian June 23, 2014
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shank yanker

A middle-aged man who masterbates with a knife while listening to the recorded sound of children screaming.
When the cleaning lady opened the drawer and found a rusted blade and a spooge-stained tape recorder, she knew there was a shank yanker inhabiting the room.
by ickabodCANE February 27, 2004
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shank

realy crappy weed that comes in a brick and has seeds in it.
my mom has shank
by julia December 10, 2002
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Jizz-Shank

A knife fashioned in prison using successive layers of phone book pages soaked in one's semen. A Jizz-Shank is made over several months or years, usually. It generally takes about one night for a layer to dry.
I's gonna stab Marty in the lunchroom with my "Jizz-Shank!"
by Nico Nico Nico January 12, 2008
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Shank War

A fight consisting of thrusts or jabs to the side commonly used by teenagers.
"Yo, that shank war in math class yesterday was tyte!"
by XxThe_WalrusxX January 22, 2010
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