crap session

like taking a dump right after eating a burrito, but lasts 30 minutes.

Jane: Whats joe doing? He's taking way too long!
John: He's just having a relaxing crap session

by thekeytoyoursucesss October 8, 2017

Rockin' A Jam Session

When you jack-off you're just rockin' a fuggin' jam sesh bro!!!

Kid: Hey man, what are you gonna do later?
Bro: I'm just gonna creep on some bitch's facebook pics and rockin' a jam session.
Kid: Tight. Samesies.

by jam time November 28, 2009

solo-session

To smoke by yourself

Mike: Damn, Kenny is solo-session tonight.

Jimmy : Darn it! He never invites us.

by Munck1n. August 31, 2021

smash session

To partake in sexual activities and gain multiple orgasms/evacuations in any desired time period.

"Baby are you down for a smash session after the club tonight? "

by 6ixFoe January 31, 2024

OJ Session

OJ Session (Verb) The Act of lowkey killing your wife and getting away with it

Yo Dude You Here About Jenny

Yeah Her Husband Had An OJ Session With Her

by OJ "SIMP"son October 23, 2020

send-it session

A period where you and your friends just keep sending it.

"Let's have a send-it session on the mountain today!"

by He who sends it January 13, 2019

Paul harwood session

A flat surfing session

Today i went to a paul harwood session

by LCYT April 18, 2018