secret dom

someone who is dom in bed but sub when cuddling

“OMG EVAN I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE A SECRET DOM” said reuben

*Ethan jerking off in the corner*

by womanbeater August 14, 2021

Secret Six

A group of 3 super hot fucking couples. There is always a larger than life southerner that loves to say you cunt and is a massive Payne!! A semi professional sports man that has salty balls and a fuck wit that wants to retire to a council house and loves a good tea bag. The chicks either have super human strength, can read minds or do Halloween make up!!

The dozy cow fell off her stool and ended up in hospital all because the Secret Six got together

by Spunk bubbles October 12, 2021

Crab secret

The crab secret is the ancient technique where one can balance comfortably onto one hand while using the other hand's fingers like the crab's claws.

"I have this called the Crab secret that might trick the stone door to open."

"Let's give the Crab secret a try, but, hmm, that would still leave the stone door angry and upset."

by spaceunderscore November 5, 2023

secret slag

a slag that keeps it low-key, she may be the biggest slag but no one knows it

Omg today I found out all this time Jessica has been a secret slag, man who knew!

by vodkashotss August 3, 2017

Secret Shuffle

Secret Shuffle - to wank in public without arousing suspicion.

Cameron enjoyed a 'Secret Shuffle' in the clubhouse, after every game of rugby.

by Banned4life75 July 29, 2018

secret seller

A person that sells their nudes online secretly. Sometimes with a different name.

“I’m looking for a secret seller to buy nudes from”

by iconicvirgin December 21, 2021

Novelty Secrets

A Favorite Sex Toy Store No One Knows You Have

Where did you get that sex toy? Novelty Secrets, now put it down.

by Novelty Secrets June 9, 2015