secret lag

Secret Lag : (P noun) a cloud of unidentifed LAG forcing 56k to be real shitty even though it is known to be shitty cause its only 56K!! Coined by Mah Wellz0r.

OMG d00d, my 56k connection is getting owned by the secret lag admin.

by m4rkz0r June 11, 2006

Secretive caio

a secretive caio is a person who is a man whore that does his ways in private and no one knows, he fucks with multiple girls at a time but never dates them or wants people finding out

“Wow he is such a secretive caio, i heard he fucked with becky and jessica at the same time!”

by Phishfoodlover9 February 25, 2018

Secret Sex Sesh

v, a verb to describe the act of fucking someone who is clearly asleep in perhaps a drunken stupor. If a guy sticks his 9 inches of midnight man meat in a woman's steak beak while she sleeps he's had a secret sex sesh

Dan slipped his dick in joline while she slept.

He has a secret sex sesh, she thought she had a wet dream....

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 18, 2021

SCP Secret Laboratory

A cancerous hellhole of toxic SCP fans, squeakers, and mic spammers.
But hey, some people are funny at least and its more of a social meme game than a horror game if you play it for a while.

Bro, I hear that SCP Secret Laboratory is a pretty funny game, let's play it some time!

by AtronixButAwesome September 9, 2021

Victoria's Secret

what both man an women can enjoy

men:like to look at almost naked chicks
women:like to shop for under garments

Example 1: "close laptop"

friend: where you watching porn
you: no "opens laptop"
friend: oh Victoria's Secret website

you:yep

Example 2:
women: hey this Victoria's secret panties are uncomfortable i think I'm going to take them off
You:ok

by bananafarm April 15, 2014

secret agent

A sex move made up by Alex waterman. Make a "gun" out of your hand and then do the same with the other hand add them togethor and insert it into the vagina and rub cliterous with thumbs

i gave that bitch a secret agent

by Nik Lund June 16, 2005

secret

Seriously, this word should replace every word in the english language

...secret... friend?????????

by Corbreye!1 April 26, 2004