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Seattle hotdog

When a man is having sec with a woman from behind and right at the moment of climax, he pulls out and sprays a Mondo Squeezer drink all over her back. Leaving everyone sticky and nobody satisfied.
How did Brett die? He was giving her the ole Seattle Hotdog and things took a turn.
by Rick Handshake March 10, 2024
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Sea Seattle & Forest Roamer

It's a slang term derived from American origin to replace

And mock Europe's fish n chip platter. The sea Seattle is your protein from the water while your forest roamer is your meat protein.
"Bullocks is blokes feasting a bangars n mash platter after giving his lady the ol in and out if ye'hungry as me after that deep sea squeeze im finnin to fix some Sea Seattle & Forest Roamer Aftaaa I Bone her"
by Your Favorite Virus Cyrus March 23, 2022
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The Seattle Polycule

A joke originating from a Clickhole article, The Seattle Polycule is exactly what it says it is--a vague, unfathomably large polycule that apparently contains all the polygamous people in Seattle, Washington. Usually comes up either in context of surprisingly involved polygamous relationships, or Seattle.
"28 people? That's like... 0.5% of the Seattle Polycule!"

"Hey man, I left something over at the Lotte Hotel in Washington, got any advice?"
"Yeah, just ask The Seattle Polycule. They'll get on it quickly."
by Camwood October 22, 2023
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Seattle Seagull

When you ejaculate inside of someone and extract the semen like a seagull.
Me and my friend did the seattle seagull the other day.
by CrazyJelqer June 27, 2025
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Seattle Steamer

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except you have to smear cream cheese all over her chest first.
She asked me for a Seattle Steamer, but I'm lactose intolerant.
by SilentBen999 September 16, 2024
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Seattle Mudpie

A mud pie found Seattle but it’s just a homeless persons plop of shit on the ground
I was walking in downtown Seattle when I walked down an alley and stepped on a Seattle Mudpie
by Blueberrywaffles69 June 6, 2024
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Seattle

A degenerate cess pool full of faggots and trannys and a homeless crisis
Seattle fucking sucks dude the only thing good about it is there weed isnt taxed like cali
by berry macockener 425 December 14, 2022
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