Twerk season

Men secure a whine anywhere you can.
Girls whine on a guy as much as you can from; May 5th to July 15th. Then again September 1st to November 8th.

Guy: Yoo emma its twerk season!
Emma: Ooo okayy*starts twerking*

by Linglong221 June 4, 2020

tootin season

when everybody have sex
a certain period of time!

when a lot of people are gettin it in!

Billy: was up girl?
jen: nuffin im chillin
billy: lemme smash
jen: so what its tootin season.

hahaha

by shortyonion May 1, 2008

Aries Season

March 21st - April 19th

When everyone that is an Aries gives literally no fucks unintentionally. The funniest shit and best shit happens then because all the Aries are just straight out thriving. All Aries are even more fearless then before and they stand up to that mean bitch, or shoot their shot.

“Guys I full on slapped jEsSiCa today.”
“oMg yOu dId tAyLor!?”
“yeah guys get used to it, it’s aries season my guy!”

by aries19 October 15, 2019

Coyote season

When a female howls like a coyote during sex.

Found out it was coyote season last night while banging this chick

by Whitecountry October 29, 2019

bags season

Based on the song Bags by Clairo. This season reflects on how the song feels and when it fits right. This season usually occurs during September-December, it can extend to late January or early February.

“What’s your favorite season?”

“Bags season is my favorite!”

by frogscotch October 10, 2022

Soken Seasoning

When you hear a little Masayoshi Soken magic on a Final Fantasy song and it gives you the good feelings

Example: Simon had to change his jeans after hearing that Soken Seasoning

by SMGSPANNER October 25, 2022

girlfriend season

The time period roughly between November to February, where a single person feels extra pressure to bring a suitable mate to holiday parties and family gatherings. This pressure often leads to picking the first available/willing partner. The forced relationship is often dragged out until just after Valentine's Day.

Another phrase for cuffing season.

(At a family gathering)
Cousin A: Who's that skanky girl holding hands with Brian?
Cousin B: No idea, never seen her before.
Cousin A: Well, it IS girlfriend season, I guess he had to bring someone.

by greybird February 16, 2013