Aries Season

March 21st - April 19th

When everyone that is an Aries gives literally no fucks unintentionally. The funniest shit and best shit happens then because all the Aries are just straight out thriving. All Aries are even more fearless then before and they stand up to that mean bitch, or shoot their shot.

“Guys I full on slapped jEsSiCa today.”
“oMg yOu dId tAyLor!?”
“yeah guys get used to it, it’s aries season my guy!”

by aries19 October 15, 2019

crow season

Crow season can only be understood by fellow crow seasoners. Don’t ask Natalie what it means

It’s crow season
BROOO it’s crow szn

That’s crazy it’s already crow season ...!

by crowseZon May 17, 2018

bagging season

getting hoes and making money

Dae- bro I need a girl

Quan- nah nigga it’s bagging season we get hoes

by officialbagger_ May 28, 2018

stack season

A period of time where you save your money. Stack your racks

I'm tryna buy a car soon it's stack season!

by M.stone January 1, 2018

seasoned yolk

When your about to nut fucking a girl and you pull out, crack an egg and let the yolk sit on her asshole, while you nut on top of the yolk, seasoning it.

" omg I'm in a seasoned yolk kinda mood right now boys how about you " nog el nogzy nogonthepan sasine chromosome kick

by N O G October 24, 2017

Taco Seasoning

Some weird thing the United States invented to season the meat they put in their wannabe tacos which in no way resemble real tacos in appearance or flavor.

Weird taco tasting powder

US: *uses taco seasoning

Mexico: WTF is this shit?!

by megan3.0 October 13, 2016

peach season

Noun: the season where many asses (🍑) are seen

Tyrone it’s peach season

by Peach season 101 May 6, 2018