SCOAMF

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable failure.

Our president is such a SCOAMF!

by dickdickerson August 23, 2011

360 No Scope

When someone in a 1st person shooter turns 360 degrees and shoots another player without a scope.

360 No Scope! Oh, did you just see that?!

by Spec In An Urn December 20, 2014

Scopie

A fucking sexy girl

Damn, here comes a scopie

by evilboy4life April 25, 2011

Bon Scott

The best rock n' roll singer of all time. Wrote the lyrics to all the best ac/dc songs. Unfortunately he died after a drinking binge in 1980 and was replaced by Brian Johnson. Even though Brian was a fucking good singer, there will only ever be one Bon Scott.

RIP Bon Scott. Long live rock n' roll.

by dave hill April 8, 2006

Marine Scout Sniper

A Marine highly skilled in feildcraft and marksmenship, who delivers long-range precision fires at selected targets from conceled positions in support of combat operations. A "Hunter Of Gunmen" (HOG). Silent professional.

168 grain 7.62x51 NATO (.308 caliber) HPBT Round, fired out of an M40, by a Marine Scout Sniper, hollowed out the enemy's brain cavity.

by PilHatWhip8479 March 21, 2009

Scott Morrisoning

When someone is in McDonalds but doesn’t have time to find a toilet, they do a poo in their trousers.

Timmy was in McDonald’s with his friends and all of a sudden his friends saw him Scott Morrisoning or otherwise known as taking a ‘morris’ out of your ‘scott’ hole.

by Scottmorrison69 May 11, 2019

scootypuff

When a disability scooter has the unfortunate fate of bearing the weight of a whale and, over prolong hours of torture, begins to break down, thus causing the poor machine to emit sounds such as puff puff.

Fat chick : I need a new scooter because of knee condishuns!
Employee : Looks like another case of scootypuff!
Fat Chick : DIRTY SEXIST MEN! I HAVE CONDISHUNS!

by Minjo May 17, 2015