The Saltine Cracker Challenge

A dumb game that where you choke on crackers because you put too many in your mouth at once.

Requires 5 crackers in one minute.

Damnit adam I dont want to go to safeway and buy nasty crackers to do the the saltine cracker challenge.

by Asianglows friend March 16, 2009

the salt

anything that will turn a smile into a frown.
Can also be used as a verb: to be salted

Guy 1: "Tyler won the scratch lotto today, but he got a speeding ticket within the next hour."
Guy 2: "Thats the salt man."

by wheeler high November 19, 2007

salt miner

A male person who pleasures himself a bit too often or at opportune moments (like when a girlfriend is asleep or in the bath), a wanker, tosser, masturbator. Taken from the action of a miner using his tool at the source of the salt.

OMFG, did ya hear that Steve got caught wanking at work, he's such a fucking salt miner.

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

salt shaka

some one who always be fake like they act like yall friends when they see you but really they be talkin behind yo back

At first it was the hatin' and the muggin' but now you actin' like you got some lovin'...They some salt shakers, they shakin' shakin' on your girl
They some hating ass hoes and they all up in your grill They be smiling in you're face, but they smile aint real
La Chat (Salt Shakers)

by da princess June 28, 2003

Salt Trucker

. . . a Salt Trucker is a guy who no matter how many women he is talking to and/or is in the process of hitting on/flirting with goes out of his way to interrupt his friend's respective game normally by pushing his way into the conversation, snatching the buddy's perspective prey away to the bar and/or dance floor etc. This produces the effect of the protagonist or Salt-Trucker throwing "salt" on the smoothness of his friend's game much like salt is used to make slick roads drivable in winter hence the term "salt-trucker" . . . trust me, every group of male friends has one.

Salt-Truckers sometimes operate in stealth mode where they approach women under the guise of "helping you out" or acting as a "wingman." Normally this situation ends the next day when you say "What the hell?" and he says "Dude you so had your chance" and you say "When? That split second between you saying hello and her grinding all over you on the dance floor?"

I nearly went home with that girl last night but my Salt Trucker roommate swooped in and before I knew it he had drug her off, and this was after he had been making out with her friend all night.

by SPQR77 April 11, 2008

salt block

One whom prefers to ruin ones game
One whom drops salt blocks

Man that chick was all over my junk, until Yonathon (the salt block) showed up.

by saly lick November 22, 2009

Saltine Oyster

A saltine cracker covered in one's own semen.

Damn it Matt! Why is there a pube this pack of saltines?! Did you make your self a round of saltine oysters last night, you dirty cum guzzling, ginger fro, fuck face?!!

by Mr. Toastman January 5, 2011