car salesman

One of the shiftiest occupations a someone can take. Car salesman earn commision from whatever they sell and will lure, lie, mislead, con, deceive people into buying a car. This is especially true when it comes to used cars.

A car salesman ranks 9.5/10 on the shifty scale along with the real estate agents, politicians and professional con men.

by Skyboy September 24, 2005

Salmaan

Salmaan is a loving, charismatic man, with a joy to live and to fill the world around him with love and beauty. He also is a grandmaster in chess, is a licensed skydiver, freediver, deep diver, ice diver, and scuba diver. He loves to study Russian with his friends who are special. If you find a Salmaan, make sure to never let her go because they are the most important woman you will ever meet.

Girl 1: "I just got asked out to prom by this really hot guy"
GIrl 2: "OMG he must be a Salmaan!!"

by Ilikemen2203483 November 19, 2021

Salmon

When someone escapes every single problem they encounter. Just like when a salmon escapes the fisherman's net.

Wow he is such a salmon. he just got an A from an essay he didn't even write.
How did you salmon your way out of your trouble this time?

by Big Cucia Jake November 24, 2015

salmon helmet

When a chick with a stanky vagina sits on your face.

"You think that's bad, remember that time the prophet Mohammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga!"

by Wynn Vo June 11, 2006

Salmon Toss Salad

The act of licking a mans asshole with a side of salmon filets or dip. A normal toss salad but with salmon added for flavor.

Guy 1:First I'ma take the salad then I'ma add the salmon then im gonna TOSS IT!!!

Guy 2:(Laughs his ass off)
Guy 1: Have you never had a salmon toss salad?
Guy 2:No I have not.

by Toss Salad Guy December 9, 2012

salmon hole

A womans vagina. Salmon as in, it is reminiscent of a fish smell, and is pink like salmon meat. Hole, because it is a hole.

I wouldn't mind waking up balls deep in her salmon hole.

by D. Tuma October 17, 2007

Salmoning

When you take your hand and wave it back and forth like a fish tale between a girls boobs.

This girl had an amazing rack and great cleavage so I walked up to her and started salmoning her with my hand. She said I salmoned her like a gentleman.

by OneShot July 25, 2012