rug rat

A piece of smelly shit lying on a carpet.
damnit! i just stepped in a rug rat!
by smith July 27, 2004
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rug muncher

a shot with tequilla, gold shlanger and zambuka. has to be taken with a slice of lime. first lick the lime, down the shot and then munch into the lime!shot, drink, lime
i love a good rug muncher!
by gnasher456 January 08, 2009
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rug cutter

That dude right there is a good rug cutter
by streetvisionz February 18, 2005
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rug muncher

Someone whom is very fond of "sushi"
boy that lesbian sure likes her rug munchers
by Maddog de Cann May 11, 2003
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The Velvet Rug

When a elderly hooker removes her dentures and gives one a blow job. Aka a Softy or Gummy
Wanda the crack whore pulled her dentures out and gave me The Velvet Rug.
by The Dusty Ogre August 27, 2017
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Rug Pony

A term commonly used by Asian Americans to describe predominantly hairy, skinny Caucasian men with an affinity for cats.
“Oh Rinda! Rook at that sexy rug pony and his ferine! I can’t terr if I’m turned on or just hungry!”
by The WBH November 30, 2011
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Sucking rugs

A horribly salacious way of trying to say you are cleaning carpets and/or rugs, with intention of making the reader ponder if you actually cleaning carpets or performing cunnilingus for customers.
He smelled something awful last night after an entire day of sucking rugs.
by psully May 25, 2018
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