Robert Kardashian

The biological fathers of:
-Kim Kardashian
-Kourtney Kardashian
-Khloé Kardashian
-Robert Kardashian (his son)

Was married to Kris Kardashian (now Kris Jenner)

Lawyer/Attorney in the Simpson & Brown case

GUY 1: Hey do you think Robert Kardashian is Khloé's real dad?
GUY 2: Obviously!

by VariableSteam0 December 6, 2014

Robert

An all around beast. Don't fuck with anyone named "Robert", they will snap for no reason and 9/11 will happen all over again.

"Dude Robert killed a guy once for looking at his knees".

by Tadahoe December 15, 2016

robeing face

the look of the combination of sleep deprivation and muscle relaxation in facial muscles that result from robeing.

his mom knew he robed the night before, because of his robeing face

by fulltilt monkey August 17, 2007

robenator

Not your average 20-something hipster. A modern day chameleon. During the work week he takes on the appearance of a ruthless business entrepreneur fitting in with high flyers, working professionals, tradesmen and interns. By Friday afternoon he morphs into a raging party animal leaving behind a trail of empty bags, bottles and souls. Always making progress in his path to success.

1. I'm not sure I'm going to cut it at my new job. My boss is a real robenator and I don't think I can keep up.

2. My brother used to be so tame and mild mannered. Now he's turned into a robenator and I love it!

by shannonmiller April 12, 2014

robert and natalia

An Icelandic slang for people who are meeting as friends but nothing more.

Do you want to do Robert and Natalia later?

by justaguyfromiceland February 11, 2018

Robe day

The day when you become a super star at your job or got lots of respect from your boss. When this day comes you can totally afford coming to work in robe because you are fucking awesome.

In trading firm: if we make a mil today, tomorrow is robe day.

by KrolikRu May 30, 2018

Robe Theorem

A strategy for roulette where the player places an equal bet on two of either the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd 12. This allows the player to have about a 63% chance of multiplying their bet by 1.5.

Using the Robe Theorem, Calum placed $50 on the 2nd and 3rd 12, so he had about a 63% chance of turning that $100 he bet into $150.

by Sultry Santa March 7, 2018