Riley (boy)

Riley is an interesting person. if you get to know you will know he needs to shit anywhere he goes especially whenever he goes out with his girlfriend. he often will say, “i need to do a poo”. and then will proceed to walk in to the nearest bathroom found. despite his need to shit everywhere he has the kindest heart and is the most amazing person. if you have a riley in your life i’d recommend you run for dear life or stay if you are strong enough

girl 1: i need to poo
girl 2: that was so riley (boy) of you !!

by Superkat1803 August 30, 2022

The Riley may

When you are fucking a girl (has to be named Riley) and she slips up, accidentally farts causing you to projectile vomit into her throat

Ethan: I was with my girlfriend Riley and we did “The Riley may” it was so sexy.

by She loves gavin August 24, 2021

justin riley

Justin riley is a squid. Everything about him is squid like. He has tentacles, and a small beak. You will find him near the ocean. He is not a don.

Man, justin riley is so lame, he might as well be a squid. He is so squiddy. He is a squid

by Waxisgreat December 21, 2016

Dirty Riley

A girl who takes it in every hole including belly button

I want to be in a dirty riley orgy tonight

by Hahaloll May 20, 2020

life of Riley

(noun): a state of bliss, contentment, ease, and good fortune.

When I was a little kid, I lived the life of Riley, enshrouded in my own little world of delightful oblivion with others to care for my needs and wants.

by Miss Julie June 28, 2006

Riley freeman

My favorite character from the boondocks (who acts like me a bit)

Me: Riley freeman is my favorite character! from the boondocks
Someone: Riley is the worst character :/
Me: You dont like Riley freeman?
Someone: no are you def?
Me: nigga you gay

by spring boi February 22, 2021

to Joe Riley

to shag, rape, coerce, persuade, harass or sexually intimidate in any other way, a member of the opposite sex. This is usually done through persistent sexual suggestions and, on occasion, exposure. The longer such an action is ignored, the more fervent the action becomes until sexual congress is achieved.

Variant: A Joe Riley. Sexual enthusiast or deviant.

There was this girl last night, at first she wasn't that up for it, but in the end I managed to Joe Riley her!

by theJoeRileySurvivalAlliance November 28, 2010