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Retard

A retard is a person who does a Scientology course and thinks that it contained valuable information.
Mike thought that that COS management course was really clever - what a retard!
by Bobb The Snob August 5, 2012
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burger king retard

A mentally retarded Burger King employee that sings a song about working at Burger King all day and offers people an "apple pie with dat"

Burger King Retard's song example: "I work at Burger King making flame broiled whoppers, I wear paper hat. Would you like an apple pie with dat? Would you like an apple pie with dat? Ding fries are done! Ding fries are done! I gotta run!...."
Please look up Burger King Retard on Google for more.
by Jonny Ray January 10, 2007
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retarded jack

Someone who is completely retarded when sexually active but usually a stinky ass turd and needs to get friends.
Jack was really a retarded jack when he tried to do the sixty-nine position with Desere, the fat stinky hoe of the town.
by Chink Ming November 22, 2013
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Retard showdown

At lunch when two autistic kids stare down eachother from across the table and grunt and spazz out at the same time.
Roman: see those kids? Bout to have a retard showdown
by DopeRedHead420699/11 September 24, 2019
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Retard

people who add names to urban dictionary are total retards. nobody gives a shit about what you think of some random person. just stop.
by StrightOuttaTheTrashCan January 27, 2021
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Copycat retard

A group of people or an individual that is so mentally retarded that they cannot think for themselves, so has to copy catchphraises or mimic certain hand gestures such as clicking fingers off a fellow slightly smarter retard of the group.
simon and ryan are so retarded they copy adam in every way possible this is from a simple click of the fingers to repeating everything that he has just said in a previous sentance, from now on people like these are called copycat retards.
by kev schmit March 9, 2008
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Blame Retardent

A person who constantly has an excuse for everything usually one that passes the blame from himself to others.
Varnish: Man I can't believe that Nick is late again!
Swedish: Yeah but you know he will have a good excuse, that guy is blame retardent.
by Nicholas Clark April 17, 2008
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