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Retard

1. Word used to describe someone who is stupid and NOT someone who suffers from a mental disability. You can use it to describe a person who has a fully formed brain, but keeps fucking up.
2. Only an ignorant jackass would call someone who is mentally handicapped a retard.
3. Only a retard (see above) would be upset simply by the use of the word retard.
Sarah Palin is a retard; her son Trig is not.
by Get_It_Straight December 11, 2010
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retail alumni

A fan of a college or university's sports team only because they bought or own a shirt from it but never graduated from it.
Their exclusive association is through being a fan of the college or university's sports team.
Often the fan is too stupid to graduate college but can regurgitate great volumes of team fact, history and legend.
Steve is a retail alumni for Alabama only because his inbred uncle-daddy and cousins are also a retail alumni.
None of them have even set foot on campus, let alone attended, and probably couldn't even show you where it was on a map.
by fuzzygreysocks March 29, 2010
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an adjective used to decribe anything that you cannot remember the correct name of
Hey, Dickhead, hand me the rebahaugus.
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retalitoot

Bret loudly farted (tooted) near Jaden, Jaden then retalitooted by farting louder in Bret's face.
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reatha

The most crazy awesome bitch you will ever meet. An most common language is the word bitch, fag, and dike. She's often witty, loves singing, and

is lots of fun to be around
Reatha is my best friend
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Retainer relief

When you put your retainer in after an extended period of time and, although it's a bit painful, feels so, so good.
After not wearing his retainer for 3 weeks, Ron noticed his teeth were beginning to ache and separate. That night, he put his retainer in and felt instant retainer relief.
by FrayFanatic June 3, 2015
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retard alarm

is when a person doesn't think straight
Can i eat a plastic? no you retard alarm
by retard alarm March 28, 2016
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