resto'ing

To lay in a bath tub with lilacs in the water, with candles lit, lovingly stroking your pole while listening to Barry White for at least two hours.

Sorry I was late to raid, I was resto'ing myself like crazy.

by MayorMC March 2, 2011

rest in turmoil

opposite of rest in peace. used when the person who died slept with your sister.

Rest In Peace? Rest In Turmoil!!! he was an asshole!

by durutheguru November 29, 2015

Rest Day

Something bitches do when their body can't handle the gains from the gym.

Nigel, I might take a rest day today.

by kjlhkjhuhjknh June 27, 2018

Give it a rest

To stop doing something.

You've been working on that project for hours,so give it a rest.Continue tommorow.

by BlackPohatu October 1, 2016

Restonia

A place in northern virginia )originally called Reston) where all the kids are stoners. THe town, founded in 1962 by colonizing Hippies, was based on the concept of a "Planned COmmunity", where everyone could live in peace and share the growth of the community together. Damn hippies and their pot plants. Look what happened to the children! Now, We all love the essence of being stoned, getting stoned, and the after affects of getting stoned (Munchies).
But we tend to stay away form the paranoid smokers...they are not welcome. Enjoy your stay here in "Restonia".

Blissfully stoned,
Christopher Carbone (C-Bone)

"Restonia Crew in the house."
"I'm in Fairfax right now, I'm headed to Restonia. I'll give you a call when I get there."

by Chris Carbone aka "Original Restoner" April 12, 2005

resto presto

A expression used within World of Warcraft that refers to a Restoration Druid's controversial ability to instantly achieve full health by casting a combination of spells.

<player1>: that druid was all low on health and then resto presto she was at full health again
<player2>: wtf haxx

by ihearthatguy March 22, 2009

Rest Wrinkle

n. The taper in a turd that occurs when one loses fecal focus during the act of defecation and the anus contracts slightly. usually caused by a distraction such as a knock on the door, a cough, etc. may also be caused by a defecation with such girth/mass that the defecater may need to take a rest.

ie: Half asleep, Roger opened the unlocked bathroom door causing Margaret to make a rest wrinkle.

by shuski December 16, 2009