unconditional positive self regard

Unconditional positive self regard is a condition common among athletes, politicians, and celebrities in general where their high regard for themselves is unconditional, even in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

That cornerback with "unconditional positive self regard" got burned for three touchdowns, hasn't made a tackle all day, was benched twice for blown coverage and now that he has intercepted a meaningless hail Mary off a third string quarterback with two seconds left with his team behind 42-0 he's celebrating like he won the Super Bowl.

by mossiears September 16, 2013

clear-the-rear

Uncontrollable diaorreah out of the ass, it is so fluid that one cannot simply stop and get a blumpkin. It is recomended that you do NOT attempt the clear-the-rear, because it could lead to serious butthole swelling and inflammation, or death.

"I was busting for the toilet so bad, that i knew i had to Clear-The-Rear."

by Squimp July 15, 2014

Recardo

Recardo is a nigga who can get any short that he wants he's filthy rich and is in the NBA he's a nice guy if u know him but if u get on his nerves I feel sorry for you Recardo gets bare play and loves money

Recardo is the best at ball

by Yxunggg.ricky June 7, 2018

Dreaded Rear Admiral

When someone makes an underhand karate-chop motion between an opponents butt cheeks.

One guy held him down, while the other gave him the dreaded rear admiral until his anus bled.

by Mixed Martial Arts Cheater April 29, 2012

warm regards

It's when you poop on a girl's chest after a night of hard drinking and hot sex.

I left her house and her with warm regards.

by MrRoche May 10, 2005

Rebar

The Only Club In Port St. Lucie Worth Going To. Has Drag. Its A Gay Club.

Lets Go To Rebar And Find Some Lesbians!

by Thats Not My Fucking Name! August 1, 2009

Rear Admiral

An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun watching her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

"I'm going to have to practice my rear admiral technique."

by Long Island August 13, 2004