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Pussy Gag Reflex

when u stick something in ur pussy and it flings it out like vomit
"He stuck it in me and my pussy gag reflex said NOT TODAY"
by REeFlexQueen January 3, 2020
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relaxative

n. Anything, physical or emotional, that clears and frees a constipated mind.
The best relaxative for any of my stresses is my lady.
by smearical October 13, 2004
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release the Kraken

–verb (used with object) To take a dump / to take a number two, also used when a male is going to pull out his penis
Mike is busy releasing the Kraken.
Hey Honey, let's go to our room and I will release the Kraken.
by Kompute Kellys April 7, 2010
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release the beast

The scene here is that of inside a strip joint during a "big event."

(Women are cheering as their favorite male stripper does his amazing seductive dance)
Male Stripper:(has just taken all of his clothes off when all of a sudden, he feels an intense bowel movement inside his belly)
Male Stripper: (shouting to the crowd of women) Sorry for the time out ladies, but I really need to go release the beast! I have a bad case of beer shits in here!! (tries to run to the restroom but he's too late)
Male Stripper: Aaah. Aaaah! Oh shit NO, there it goes!!
(Women in the crowd hurl humiliating and deriding comments and insults at the male stripper to express their disgust of what they just saw)
Male Stripper: Fuck.

And the moral of this little story is that if you are working as a male stripper, be sure to use the restroom and expel as much bodily waste as possible before the show. Oh and if you have diarrhea, please take a break from the job until you can shit normaly and less frequently.





Mark H. Adding more terms for the removal of fecal matter from your body to UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 21, 2004
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gag-reflex

1. a reflex contraction of the oropharanyx to prevent entry of objects other than food for swallowing.
2. the reason why your ex-girlfriend would not suck your dick.
what you talkin' about gag-reflex? gag-reflex?
she didn't like cum in her throat... but really now, it was the smell of yo' gritty, stank triple threat.
by poo-nonymous November 9, 2006
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Hulu and Relax

For those who don't have the money for Netflix they switch to Hulu and the action of asking one of the opposite sex to come watch Hulu and Relax is that of having sex and Hulu playing in the background.
"Hey wanna come watch some Hulu and Relax"

"Ya sure as long as it's not Netflix and Chill"
"Don't worry I have Hulu"
by Quinnabro October 3, 2015
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catch and release

The act of buying an item or items of clothing with the intention of returning them for a refund.
Mary went to the mall to buy a new dress which she knew she would return. She practices the art of catch and release and thus can shop and save money.
by #SugarDaddy July 25, 2006
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