Reedi

The best person you will ever meet.
The kind of person you want in you life.
Absolutely brilliant, beautiful, funny as heck, the most caring person ever, very dirty mind, and the extrovert/most social.
Friends with everyone but cares about all of them equally.
Has a obsession with inanimate objects and danganronpa.
Smartest person you’ll ever meet.
So funny you’ll be laughing all the time.
Short
Everybody loves her.
Dirtiest mind ever but funniest jokes.
The greatest best friend you’ll have.
Sometimes annoying but in a good way, in a funny way.

That girl looks and acts like a Reedi

by 🖤🖤🖤 April 9, 2019

Reeda

Bottom feeda, griffin, Peeta, pants peeya, nice to meet ya, scoopin’ Rita’s, smokin’ weed yuh, no one needs ya, anal sphincter, binked her.

“Fuck Reeda”

by sex-vermin September 7, 2022

The Battle of Reedy Creek

The attempted flex by Ron DickSandwich, Governor of Florida and his Y’allagarchy in Tallahassee to remove the special land use permit enjoyed by Floridas’ most prolific land owner, Walt Disney World. The agreement dates back to the 1960’s and was left alone until Disney called out Ron DickSandwich about one of his fascist policies, known the world over as the “Don’t Say Gay” bill. Ron’s retaliation is seen as a thinly veiled playground bully move that will likely pave the way to him eventually selling timeshares or extended car warrantys over the phone as a career path.

The Battle of Reedy Creek is really heating up. I hear Disney is thinking of joining NATO!

by Sonicbo0mz May 4, 2022

Reedies

The extremely prententious people who go to Reed College. Portland, OR slang, but is commonly found wherever people are talking about Reed College. Has two primary usages:

a)people who go to Reed.
b) a nerd, lesbian, or neo-hippie.

a) "my uncle was a Reedie. He majored in Biology"

b)"Dude, I saw that girl buying a sleater Kinney CD. What a reedie!"

"Buries his head in his books like a reedie"

"you haven't taken a bath in 6 days, George. Are you trying to become a reedie or what?"

by Marcos December 6, 2004

Reedemer

Having anal sex with a chick and then having her give a blowjob afterwards.

I gave Christina a reedemer last night.

by Decade January 11, 2006

Reedy Highschool

Reedy Highschool is a highschool in Frisco Texas. Everyone there smells like weed, thinks they’re really cool because they work out and have a shitty outgrown perm using insane comebacks like “Who are you?” anytime their fragile ego is made fun of, the most basic blonde bitches who cry anytime Taylor Swift comes on, wannabe gangsters who dress like they’re from the hood even though they live in gated communities, and then there’s those retarded emo kids who put in so much effort into their makeup and clothes yet they don’t wear fucking deodorant. They all also follow this trend of dying their hair shitty colors to get attention because they’re in therapy. Almost forgot the big boat from India of curry munchers that came into the school this year the hallways smell like curry shit stains and they’re literally fucking everywhere they all somehow look like retarded sheep.

The staff there is about as stupid as it gets especially the higher up staff. All and I mean ALL the male staff members are bald as shit and haven’t had happiness in the past 30 years hence the need for them to yell at a kid every other period. Now the female staff members are mostly fifty years old and are complete bitches any little thing you do is an issue. Have your phone out? Not your phone anymore Commander Karen is here to make sure you can’t look at your phone for .2 seconds! Now the coaches are actually cool they’re fine no shit talking on them.

“What highschool do you go to?”

“I go to Reedy Highschool cuh the kids there be stupid no kizzy”

“Damn so you are retarded.”

by Deezezezznuttss February 1, 2022

Reeding

Verb - Indulging in the slashy exploits of the King of Kaboom (Malcolm Reed, 'Star Trek: Enterprise'). See also slash, yaoi, and shonen ai

"I didn't finish my homework because I was Reeding."

by Kuma February 26, 2004