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Canadian Redneck

A person from rural Canada who's vocabulary is basically limited to "Jesus fuckin' Christ you wanna go out for a rip and have a dart bud?" Can be easily identified by plaid shirts and jean jackets as well as a baseball cap with some kind of farm equipment or hunting supply store logo on it and wearing work boots literally everywhere. Even to church, or school. Can usually be found telling people about the truck or dirt bike or whatever that they have for sale on Kijiji and about the stuff they've found for sale on Kijiji. If you want to see Canadian Rednecks look no further than Meaford Ontario.
"Hey bud wanna buy a fuckin' mint John Deere Gator? Only rolled her over like maybe 10 times."
"Nah I don't buy stuff from Canadian Rednecks.
by jay_P09 November 9, 2014
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Redneck Retard

A redneck who can't help but to do dumb things.
Also known as a R Squared.
Taking a Toyota Camry 4-wheeling is an example of something stupid a Redneck Retard would do.
by lex m April 5, 2012
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redneck

a hillbilly from texas whos hard working and is called a redneck for show offy way of doing things like a texan.
by jeff January 23, 2005
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Redneck Birds

Massive amounts of airborne trash that fly around in the sky (commonly found at country music festivals), impersonating actual birds.
Dude 1: Dude do you see those birds?
Dude 2: Dude those aren't real birds, those are redneck birds!
by Durbo14 July 27, 2014
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redneck Tupperware

Plastic tubs of Cool-Whip, butter spread or similar reused as for food storage.
Lurline had shelves of redneck tupperware yellowed by her home-made spaghetti sauce cooling in the old Norge out back...
by Olive Thomas May 31, 2006
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redneck

OMG girl yr such a redneck
by dan the meme man 4201 January 29, 2018
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Redneck Quarter

A unit of currency consisting of 3 pennies and a .22 rifle cartridge glued together thus .03 + .22 = .25
Bubba shot the soda machine after it refused to take his redneck quarters.
by flaminnagey November 20, 2010
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